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Apr 02, 2007 21:37

Ms. Granger, your essay yesterday was well written and well argued. Fifty points to Gryffindor ( Read more... )

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Love potions (poison) Essays savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:01:47 UTC

Ms Capper - Prose not withstanding, you wrote an adequate essay. 10 points.

Ms Granger - As I cannot read your essay due to the fact that you wrote in 3 mm letters, I'm taking 30 points from Gryffindor and assigning you detention.

Mr Potter - If you are to be the savior of the wizarding world, we should all kill ourselves now. 25 points from Gryffindor.

Mr Weasley (Ronald) - While less of a menace than either one of your older (twin) brothers, your complete inability to form a thought that isn't directly taken from Granger or Potter means that you will never be anything but a sidekick. 30 points from Gryffindor for not doing the essay on your own.

Mr Bradley - An unremarkable essay. 5 points.

Mr Malfoy - 40 points for not letting Goyle and Crabbe copy off you.

Ms Jones - There are grease smears on your essay and I do not care that you fixed my tea pot holder. 5 points from Hufflepuff.

sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:21:12 UTC

You're just saying that because you don't like Harry.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:22:25 UTC

If you get any sharper, Black, you'll cut yourself.

sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:27:15 UTC

You should get some new insults, Snape. That one's pretty droll, now.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:28:45 UTC

This coming from the man who hasn't come up with anything new since Snivellus.

sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:31:25 UTC

You must be going deaf, considering I call you quite a few things.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:55:25 UTC

Greasy git is hardly original or new.

sirius_a_star April 3 2007, 02:56:13 UTC

But still so true!

Dementor Training sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 02:27:24 UTC

Ms. Davis, your wand movement was unsatisfactory. Ten points from Slytherin.

Mr. Malfoy, you need to work on your pronunciation so you don't produce jelly. Ten points for the mistake and another ten for ruining a student's textbook.

Ms. Parkinson, waving a wand will not break your nail. Five points from Slytherin.

Mr. Bradley, you show great potential, though I'm sorry. You just don't have it yet. Five points to Ravenclaw for effort.

Ms. Capper, very nice start! I am impressed with your progress. Fifteen points to Ravenclaw.

Ms. Jones,excellent start. Ten points to Hufflepuff.

Ms. Granger, good start and, with practice, you will get it soon. Twenty points to Gryffindor.

Mr. Potter, excellent! Fifty points to Gryffindor for your ability to produce and sustain it.

Ms. Weasley, wonderful progress. Twenty points to Gryffindor.

Mr. Weasley (Ron), you need some work, but it's better than most. Ten points to Gryffindor.

Poisons con't savant_snape April 3 2007, 02:38:59 UTC

Ms Davis - You wrote not only an adequate essay but a well researched one, 35 points to you ( ... )

charming_sarah April 3 2007, 02:57:29 UTC

You are...gracious, Sir.

sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 02:59:40 UTC

Twenty points to Ravenclaw for a calm answer.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:01:53 UTC

20 Points each from Potter, Weasleys, and Granger for not replying at all.

sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:08:32 UTC

20 points to each of them named in your comment for putting up with your classes.

savant_snape April 3 2007, 03:10:33 UTC

50 points from each of them for having a werewolf for a professor.

sir_howlsalot April 3 2007, 03:19:33 UTC

100 points to each for being calm during your classes.

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