Sung to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus

[sir_ender]

GOD, I just could not stop until I'd finished fucking with this song! Just a few lyric changes and I get stuck with my driving need for closure. Sometimes, it just gets scary in my head... Happy Holidaze.



Hairbrush, Flogger, Tawse

Hairbrush, flogger, tawse!
Hairbrush, flogger, tawse!
Bite down, flogger, tawse, cane!
Dicks in and stick pins and all this pain gear
are cool and hot for play.
Butts are stinging, bottoms screaming;
All is scary tonight.
Hitch your stockings and flay some rears,
Let's flog and tawse bums tonight.

Hairbrush, flogger, tawse!
Hairbrush, flogger, tawse!
Bite down, flogger, tawse, cane!
Tease with ring gag, penis or dildo
oh the boys and girls want pain.
Tear clothes away swell single tail angle,
What a beautiful sight.
Hump in bed then get some head
Let's flog and tawse bums tonight.