The latest MEME - generically answered.
Many of you have either posted of have seen this MEME going around. So I’d like to take a moment to generically answer a few of the questions on here for all of you. Hopefully reading these answers will entertain you just as much as I was entertained writing them.
1. Your Middle Name: Danger is my middle name.
2. Age: I’m a 16 year old trapped in a 31 year old’s body.
3. Single or Taken: I am a single-singleton.
4. Favorite Movie: Right now it has to be Brazil. Don’t worry, my answer will change in 5 minutes.
5. Favorite Song or Album: Right now it is the Nera album by Rome.
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Right now its Manufactura.
7. Dirty or Clean: I like playing in the dirt just so I can get clean with someone hot.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I like both but have neither.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? You tell me.
10. What's your philosophy on life? I am, and always have been a glass half-full sorta dude.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Didn’t you just read what I wrote?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? I probably would.
13. What is your favorite memory of us? It probably had to do with you being naked. Or maybe even your mom being naked.
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? I don’t feel guilt over any of my pleasures.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: There is nothing interesting about me. I am the eternal curmudgeon.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Fame, Wealth, and immortality.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Pie is better.
18. Which country is your spiritual home? What kind of stupid fucking question is this?
19. What is your big weakness? Women, of course.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? I’m hoping that you are at least twice as mischievous as me.
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Detention.
22. Describe your accent: Downfallese is not an accent, but its own dialect altogether.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I <3 all my friends as they are. It is a true story.
24. What do you wear to sleep? A blanket and my teddy bear.
25. Trousers or skirts? Whatever, as long as we’re wearing combat boots and dancing to something we can stomp to.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol. Expensive red wine to be specific.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!) We would party like porn stars.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? I just did.
1. Your Middle Name: Danger is my middle name.
2. Age: I’m a 16 year old trapped in a 31 year old’s body.
3. Single or Taken: I am a single-singleton.
4. Favorite Movie: Right now it has to be Brazil. Don’t worry, my answer will change in 5 minutes.
5. Favorite Song or Album: Right now it is the Nera album by Rome.
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Right now its Manufactura.
7. Dirty or Clean: I like playing in the dirt just so I can get clean with someone hot.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I like both but have neither.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ? You tell me.
10. What's your philosophy on life? I am, and always have been a glass half-full sorta dude.
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Didn’t you just read what I wrote?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? I probably would.
13. What is your favorite memory of us? It probably had to do with you being naked. Or maybe even your mom being naked.
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? I don’t feel guilt over any of my pleasures.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: There is nothing interesting about me. I am the eternal curmudgeon.
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they? Fame, Wealth, and immortality.
17. Can we get together and make a cake? Pie is better.
18. Which country is your spiritual home? What kind of stupid fucking question is this?
19. What is your big weakness? Women, of course.
20. Do you think I'm a good person? I’m hoping that you are at least twice as mischievous as me.
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Detention.
22. Describe your accent: Downfallese is not an accent, but its own dialect altogether.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I <3 all my friends as they are. It is a true story.
24. What do you wear to sleep? A blanket and my teddy bear.
25. Trousers or skirts? Whatever, as long as we’re wearing combat boots and dancing to something we can stomp to.
26. Cigarettes or alcohol? Alcohol. Expensive red wine to be specific.
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!) We would party like porn stars.
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? I just did.