CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

[siopaostories]

One night a lot of my contacts in ym had Chuck Norris facts for their status. Chuck Norris facts are "exagerations" that only Chuck Norris can do... I'm not saying that Chuck Norris can't do those things... haha

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[deniscope]

Chuck Norris can steal the crowd from a Led Zeppelin concert by doing air guitar.

[hay_buhay]

when chuck norris does push-ups, he pushes the world down.

when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please."

chuck norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

chuck norris had a twin brother. he was practicing round house kicks in the womb, though.

[deniscope]

Chuck Norris can erase ink with pencil erasers.