CHUCK NORRIS FACTS
One night a lot of my contacts in ym had Chuck Norris facts for their status. Chuck Norris facts are "exagerations" that only Chuck Norris can do... I'm not saying that Chuck Norris can't do those things... haha
Me and some of my blockmates made up our own list of Chuck Norris facts, here are some of them... some suck but who cares... haha
huck norris can hit a homerun,turn around, and catch the ball!
When Chuck Norris runs, the world turns faster!
When Chuck Norris jumps, the earth gets knocked out of orbit!
When Chuck Norris derives a constant, he gets Chuck Norris!
Dinosaurs cant eat Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris can eat dinosaurs!
Chuck Norris can stop a tornado by hitting it with a roundhouse kick in the opposite direction!
Chuck Norris can understand the words that come out of Chris Tucker's mouth!
Chuck Norris can understand the words that come out of Jackie Chan's mouth!
Chuck Norris can fly an airplane in reverse!
Chuck Norris can give a woman an orgasm just by staring at her!
Wherever Chuck Norris takes a dump, a tree grows!
Chuck Norris' professional record is 44-0, all wins by round house kick!
Chuck Norris can kill a ninja while making love to your girlfriend!
Superman can leap over tall buildings, Chuck Norris goes thru buildings!
Superman needs heat vision to melt metal, Chuck Norris just stares at metal and it melts!
Jackie Chan + George W. Bush = Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris kills more ninjas in an hour than Bill Gates can buy women!
Chuck Norris made E.T. phone home!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish!
HAHA!
Me and some of my blockmates made up our own list of Chuck Norris facts, here are some of them... some suck but who cares... haha
huck norris can hit a homerun,turn around, and catch the ball!
When Chuck Norris runs, the world turns faster!
When Chuck Norris jumps, the earth gets knocked out of orbit!
When Chuck Norris derives a constant, he gets Chuck Norris!
Dinosaurs cant eat Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris can eat dinosaurs!
Chuck Norris can stop a tornado by hitting it with a roundhouse kick in the opposite direction!
Chuck Norris can understand the words that come out of Chris Tucker's mouth!
Chuck Norris can understand the words that come out of Jackie Chan's mouth!
Chuck Norris can fly an airplane in reverse!
Chuck Norris can give a woman an orgasm just by staring at her!
Wherever Chuck Norris takes a dump, a tree grows!
Chuck Norris' professional record is 44-0, all wins by round house kick!
Chuck Norris can kill a ninja while making love to your girlfriend!
Superman can leap over tall buildings, Chuck Norris goes thru buildings!
Superman needs heat vision to melt metal, Chuck Norris just stares at metal and it melts!
Jackie Chan + George W. Bush = Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris kills more ninjas in an hour than Bill Gates can buy women!
Chuck Norris made E.T. phone home!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish!
HAHA!