Jul 01, 2004 16:06
A friend of mine just moved into my apartment building. Her name is Kelley, and she's gonna be having a baby in a few days. But anyway, since she's moved in, I've met about a thousand people, and oddly enough, about half of them live in my building too, I just never knew it. And I found out that the biggest dick I've ever seen lives in the apartment right behind mine.
And I mean dick as in appendage, not personality.
And I will now set the record straight...
Size does matter, but not as much as I had thought that it would.
Anyway... don't feel like sharing my entire sex life of the past two weeks with the world so will stop there.