There was this fanfic I read a long ass time ago. Practicing Safe Sex by momopink. Now I can't find it anywhere. I know the author deleted it once and then reposted it. And now it's gone again. Sad really. The fic was really good ( Read more... )

First Contact

Am I nervous? Sure, why not. If being on an airplane wasn’t already bad enough, I’m also on my way to meet someone for the first time.

As in, face to face, which I normally fail at. Oh fuck, this was such a bad idea. Why did I fucking agree to it? Oh yeah, because I wanted to. At the time at least. Now I’m panicking, rifling through my ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters or the first verse of 'Diary of Jane'. (If I did own Naruto, I would've ended it a long-ass time ago.

Brief summary: Shikamaru and Sakura have a conversation under the Hokage Monument. Could be considered WAFF.

If I had to ( Read more... )

I wouldn't dare venture to the mall on Black Friday. People go batshit insane over every single deal. It freaks me the hell out ( Read more... )

So, I read the latest chapter in Naruto, only to find that what I predicted over a week and a half ago became true. Samaheda has now god-moded Kisame. I predicted the exact same thing to happen sometime last week. On Gaia. In a thread that was called 'Is Kisame as powerful as a Jinchuuriki?' hy do I get the feeling that the person who posted that ( Read more... )

Really, that's all I do. I read fanfics, read doujinshi, watch anime, and read manga every single day. Well, sometimes I make /mot/s, but that doesn't count. Why aren't I in school? Simple, I'm skipping college this semester. And I shouldn't have. I'm bored as fuck. I mean I do engage in internet arguements, mostly against PAK and some sexist fags ( Read more... )

A/N: This is the second installment. I might edit it sometime in the near future.

Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto or the song 'You Are So Beautiful'. I do own an OC, but he will not appear, he'll just be mentioned.

Chapter II: Chemicals

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You are so beautiful, you are the kind of girl,

That ( Read more... )

A/N: This story is also uploaded on FF.net under Liseli de Kampf.

A/N 2: I do not own any Naruto characters in any way or the song 'You Are So Beautiful'. They both belong to their respective owners. All I own is an idea and a possibly sick mind.

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