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[sinistra_prof]

The last week has been quite busy, as I've tried to make the most of my remaining summer holiday while still Apparating back to my tower every other day in order to prepare for the impending Autumn term. Narcissa and I managed to fit in a last visit to Lesvos, and thereafter took Draco and Pansy to Diagon Alley so that the appropriate back-to-

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[purepansy]

Why does your father hate women?

[sinistra_prof]

Because he is an old-world misogynist.

[purepansy]

So your father hates you?

[sinistra_prof]

Possibly.

Pansy, you've not asked after Regulus yet. I thought you were concerned for his well-being.

[purepansy]

SOD OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

[sinistra_prof]

Hmm.

I hope you don't plan on attending class with that sort of attitude.

I suppose this means Regulus is mine now.

[purepansy]

Yeah, well, who fucking cares. ABOUT ANYTHING.

[sinistra_prof]

I should go out and brush his mane before I leave.

[purepansy]

OH SHOVE THE BRUSH UP YOUR ARSE!!!!

[nott_a_lot]

Parkinson, are you back in London? Usually I would ask about your holidays, but I think I better pass. How are you?

[purepansy]

I AM SHITTY THANK YOU!!!! SHITTY!!!!

SHITTY!!!!

How are you? Have you gotten your supplies yet?

[nott_a_lot]

Well, it definitely looks like it.

I bought my supplies right after I received my letter, but I was planning to go to Diagon Alley today to get a new book. Do you want to come? I didn't get to see much of you this summer.

We can also go to Fortescue's. Let me invite you.

[purepansy]

IT IS!!!!

Oh. Well, what book?

Ice cream?

[nott_a_lot]

Yes, ice cream! And you can tell me about your shitty mood if you feel like it.

A Richard Goldstein book. "Strange Happenings in St. Mungo's", it's actually not a recent one, but I had them order it. It's rather long, so I don't get bored tomorrow in the Express.

[purepansy]

I'M WARNING YOU NOW I EAT A LOT!!!! AND I'M IN A REALLY REALLY SHITTY MOOD!!!! BUT I AM HAPPY TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!!!! Ice cream would be nice. Thank you.

Richard Goldstein I've never heard of. I do like to read; Probably not as much as you, though. Theodore, as long as I've known you, you've always read on the train. Wouldn't you fancy something different, what with this being our last ride back to Hogwarts? Maybe Exploding Snap or something?

[nott_a_lot]

We can try to see how much ice cream is needed to cheer you up. And no need to say thanks, you're most definitely welcome.

Oh, I guess I can play cards for a change. Although I've never learned to play Exploding Snap, but if you don't mind teaching me, I can give it one last try.

Really? I thought everyone knew him.