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Pressed for time yesterday, I acquired dinner via McDonald’s drive-thru and headed home.  Once there, I sat upon the couch, lounging too far back for civilized man, and consumed a double quarter pounder with cheese.

Inspecting the packaging, I noticed that this little sandwich ( Read more... )

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Come on.  It’s 2009. I can’t believe I actually found this on a web site.


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I was stumbling through six degrees of LJ Friends pages and ended up on madamewoselle’s YouTube site where I sat down to watch Palin Rally, Penn State 08.

There’s a guy in there, wears glasses, chokes when challenged to contrast Palin’s supposed down-home nature with Cindy McCain’s ( Read more... )

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You are obligated to visit A BeTaMaXMaS in order to watch a virtual TV carrying nothing but the programming of XMaS’s of yore.

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If you’re bored or just want to play with a soundboard, check out PALINdrome, which allows you to drag and drop Sarah Palin soundbites like so many refrigerator poetry magnets and then hear the results.

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Just recently, Brandy and I were talking about a segment from The Electric Company in which one of the cast sings a song regarding his inability to tell the difference between lettuce and cabbage.

I was reminded of this song when I today read this:

“my cat is bleeding from the anus ( Read more... )

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Oh the wonders of digital television!  It appears that there are three channels viewable on our bedroom flat panel TV that pick up the On Demand content of other folks in the neighborhood.

As a result, I’ve been able to watch every episode of TrueBlood (which isn’t all that bad) and ( Read more... )

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First, it was two weeks of fake “CNN Alerts” in my spam box. Now, it’s all Paris Hilton. For example:

• Paris Hilton’s Bust Goes Missing
• Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie
• Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency
• John McCain To Paris Hilton: “Cosmo, bayatch!”
• Paris Hilton Fires Talent ( Read more... )

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My favorite time of the day is when I wake up from an overly elaborate dream and then find my mind racing through a variety of thoughts.

This morning, I had a dream about daywalker vampires gathering to celebrate the worldwide lord of all vampires.  Unfortunately, he was unable to ( Read more... )

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Want to give your friends, enemies, and acquaintances some gin-yooo-wine Hannah Montana wake up calls? Wal-Mart to the rescue!

No, you can’t have my phone number.