SINGMAS: event update!

[singularitymods]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus...Better stock up on chapstick, because all that mistletoe being given out in those decorating kits and being strung up in the streets? Isn't really mistletoe. While visually identical, it's actually a sentient fungiform lifeform. All this cold weather is triggering it's breeding cycle, and that'll be rubbing off on

Comments

[manipul8trix]

This on a station with an assload of already-hormonal teenagers

What did you do

WHAT DID YOU DO?

[ascens]

Broke everything in the best way possible?

[manipul8trix]

I hope you still think that when everyone is ~EARTH HUMAN TEEN PREGNANT!~

[teal_deer]

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i must not throw bro at vriskYESIMUST

[tempus_mutantur]

hahaha fuck

the station is doomed

[featheryasshole]

[tempus_mutantur]

davesprite you don't even need the kisseltoe B|

[featheryasshole]

well yes but

stop with your making sense

[destinist]

WELP.

[selfkismesis]

pregnancy

[rebuildscience]

hi karkat!

[mcfussyfangs]

Legit sure that is not how mammal creatures work
just throwing that out there

Any excuse to use this icon is a good excuse.

[brbvirmire]

Warning: Chellbot kisses are kind of cold and generally inept.