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Jul 21, 2011 00:27

who ; Jack Stabdadson and Karkat Stabsondad
what ; jackdo does wjahyt he wants
where ; Zone 8, outside some shitty fastfood place which may or may not be McDonalds
when ; Wednesday
warning(s) ; swearing, violence, some amount of heartwarming, and Linda

( and then jack was depress )

karkat vantas, jack noir | (au)

Comments 4

demnubs July 21 2011, 04:52:04 UTC

Jack, your misdeeds are like an oil stain on the pantseat of life. You can ignore it all you want, but everyone you pass on the street will be checking out your ass. You might think it's due to your attractive, well-toned gluts. Maybe it's because you think you walk with a devil-may-care swagger (one that you learned by watching millions of youtube videos about Snoop Dogg). After about three hours of this, you get self conscious. You see older men checking your ass. You see younger men checking out your ass. You see older women checkin' it. You see younger women checkin' it. You see small children tug the arms of their respective parental figures and point at it.

There's only one conclusion to form here:

Your ass is hauntedThat theory is disproved after you run screaming into the nearest Catholic church, demand an exorcism, and realize that the priest is also checkin' it ( ... )

sfx_balls July 21 2011, 05:16:37 UTC

Jack was just about to start scoping out canals to jump into when he heard yelling. Who the fuck was yelling? Except he didn't have to ask that, because he already knew who it was. Karkat's voice is pretty distinct, also he's pretty sure no one else around here would be calling him a nookbrained bulgesucking whateverthefuck.

A little cardboard flap is nudged up, and Jack pokes his head through to take a peek. Yes, that's definitely the nub-demon. In fact, that nickname is getting upgraded to Nub-Demon, because it is Karkat's name now. Jack is still pretty damn sure he's a demon. And the Nub-Demon is still looking for him, a whole day after his escape through the front door. What the hell?

It's kind of touching in a weird sort of way. I mean, if you ignore the death threats it's pretty touching. And the demon did steal candy for him before, and also that thing that happened where he didn't shatter his legs into a million pieces. Maybe he was wrong about Nub-Demons ( ... )

demnubs July 27 2011, 06:08:20 UTC

Karkat is like a bloodhound. Something more powerful than a bloodhound. A goddamn pterodactyl. An archaic beast of terrifying precision, only defeated by a possible volcano and maybe the meteor revealed in Land Before Time 7. He sails across the scene, face set in grim, sharptooth determination. There will be no songs about Big Water. There will be no friendship.

There will only be Karkat zeroing in on Jack’s hobo box shelter with claws to tear it asunder and laser eyes to set that shit on fire (the laser part only happens in his imagination).

“There you are,” he growls while pointing with all the ire of a particularly raging fire.

“Bitch comin’ HOMEEEEE” oh wait I’m not rping myself let’s try that again

“GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE HIVE.”

sfx_balls July 27 2011, 07:04:08 UTC

This is the part where, upon realizing he was wrong about Nubkat Demontas all along, the young Jack would swear to never run away again and embrace his adoptive son-father in a very emotional and heartwarming moment, making the audience collectively "awwwwwwww" and perhaps tear up a little. Jack finally has the caring, slightly abusive father he always wanted, and Karkat earns his father-son's love a second time, proving that they both really do care about each other and that love and friendship conquers all. It's all very touching ( ... )