If I understand your calendar correctly, today's the last day of the year.

I don't know how important it is around here, but happy New Year's Eve.

So, uh, we don't have anything like Christmas where I'm from. (as far as I can remember, anyway)

Is there normally an abundance of creepy anonymous gifts? Is that... how it's supposed to go?

Is this on now? I can't tell.

[He examines the holographic display, but can't figure out what any of the blinkenlights mean.]

... Well, if it isn't, I can just do it again.

So. Um. Hello to... everyone, I guess. (It should be everyone, anyway, if I'm doing this right. Or at all.)

I'm Micah. Who are all of you?