Excuse me! Are you done being crazy yet?

Has anyone seem my robot? He's white, and kind of shaped like a human. Two legs, can't fly, kind of bad at hygiene, that kind of thing.

[There is a brief pause while Jiji leaps up the side of some cabinetry. He appears to be in a furniture warehouse of some sort, and is now offering a cats-eye view of the ( Read more... )

I want to go home.

[Jiji's feline vocalizations are extraordinarily audible under the wearable's translations, this time. No matter which you pay attention to, he sounds miserable.]

I miss my old bed, and Mitzi. I miss flying. I even miss that creepy bread man, and that boy and I miss Kiki. I want to go home, I hate it here, nothing makes sense, ( Read more... )

Kaaaaaaat!

[The little holo-Jiji is running in place over your as he goes around looking for Kat's physical presence. Must. Find. Girl.]

Kat, hey Kat, do you have a date for the prom? Rookie said-

[Wait, wait-wait-wait this is not suave. He clears his throat and sits, curling his little holo-tail around himself. Straighten your back, chin up- ( Read more... )

[The first view is of a blur of black filing the screen, which quickly leaps out of sight, as if zapped by the comm, accompanied by a low squeak that translates in text even as the video continues to show nothing more interesting than the ceiling. It is a very plain, white ceiling.]

Yow!

[Very...very slowly, there edges into view the eyes and ( Read more... )