[Hiccup smiles at the camera, then quickly shifts his attention to the box he's leaning over. With his free hand, he starts removing its contents.

DVDs]

Okay, so. I really don't know why more people don't go looting around the Junkyard. I mean. Sure, it's a little dangerous, but I'd--I-I'd argue that the rewards? Are plentiful. And, y'know. Worth ( Read more... )

[Remember how when you were a kid and someone made the mistake of letting you near a video camera? And how you recorded you and your friends LARPing in the back yard, making up silly skits that involved using up-side down laundry baskets as cages, and lots and lots of footage of you tormenting your house pets?

Yeah, no, Hiccup's totally too old for ( Read more... )

[The video feed clicks on to a big, bright blue eyeball.]

....Redd's made sense, now I have to learn a whole new-- OH! Hey! Jim, it worked! It worked!

[He clears his throat and sorta. Waves.]

Okay, hey, uh, so! I'm new here! And that's Jim. Also new.

[He tries to point the camera at Jim, but it misses, careening off to the side before ( Read more... )

[Hiccup is grinning down at his wearable. Or, rather, he's trying to. He can't help it if he needs to shoot Toothless a few looks. The dragon is only headbutting him repeatedly. Hiccup isn't sure if Toothless wants him out the door, already, or is just full of affectionate excitement. It may be both.Hey, Astrid? I know you're, like. Busy and stuff ( Read more... )

[At first, all can be heard is the distant, and occasionally not-so-distant crashes of teleported junk as it lands on other junk. Then, after a few seconds have passed, there’s a distinctly teenaged sigh.]

Ooookay, so. Apparently ‘voice’ does not mean ‘get a voice’. That’s one mystery solved…

[The speaker starts moving around the junkyard, ( Read more... )