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[blacktwo]

[ That hat is super glued onto that helmet. ]

I need all UNSC and available military personal to meet outside the Kurzweil teleporter in nineteen hundred hours.

We're going caroling.

Comments

Video

[janefuckinwayne]

You what?

Video

[blacktwo]

Well, hopefully, it won't be an "I what" so much as a "we what."

You need more than one person, see.

Video

[janefuckinwayne]

This is what you do here? You go carolin'? Golly gee, I was promised badass armored rebels with questionable causes and what I get is the military equivalent of my Auntie Sally's crocheting club.

audio

[chttrbox_recon]

Awesome! On my way!

Does it matter if I can't really remember the words?

audio

[blacktwo]

When have words ever been an issue for you?

audio

[chttrbox_recon]

Hahahaha! Point taken. I'll just make up what I don't remember! [This could make for some VERY interesting carols.]

audio

[blacktwo]

Please don't get too carried away.

Audio.

[cmdr_renegade]

What.

[Notice how that wasn't a question. Shepard is just staring at her bracelet trying to figure out if she's seeing things. Not that anyone can tell, what with it being audio.]

Surely, you can't be serious.

Audio 1/2. /LOSES ALL DIGNITY TO THIS REPLY

[blacktwo]

Of course I'm serious.

[blacktwo]

And don't call me Shirley.

/I AM SO GLAD YOU TOOK THE BAIT...er ROSE TO THE OCCASION.

[cmdr_renegade]

[Shepard has no words. /hang up.]

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[evaskullface]

[oh look someone's ungrounded for the holidays]

Roger that, Black-Two. Did you say caroling?

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[blacktwo]

Hey, you're not grounded. Get let out for the holidays?

Yes. I said caroling.

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[evaskullface]

Hey, I'll have an escort, won't I?

We got a songbook or winging it?

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[blacktwo]

[Switches to video, flashes caroling booklet. ]

Yeah, great thing, escorts.

[Audio]

[huragokwhistler]

[His grin leaks into his voice.]

Sounds good, sir.

[Audio]

[blacktwo]

Oh, good, that makes three so far.

[Audio]

[huragokwhistler]

How many more volunteers we need?

[Audio]

[blacktwo]

I don't know, a lot?

You've been planet side for the holidays, haven't you, Rookie?