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Dec 25, 2011 23:26

[The feed opens to show a room in one of the barracks in Kurzweil. Or what was one, at least - it looks like something blew up in there. There are scorch marks and smoke everywhere, though at least nothing seems to be on fire anymore ( Read more... )

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[video] nobodysfetch December 26 2011, 00:11:28 UTC
[ Cue May's utterly horrified face. ]

Did you seriously kill a monkey? What- Why?

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[video] saidnah December 26 2011, 10:07:04 UTC
More like I killed several monkeys.

[Yeah, he doesn't really care if he horrifies people.]

And why the hell am I getting this question? Did I stutter when I said they're evil?

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[video] nobodysfetch December 28 2011, 04:28:43 UTC
They're animals. They're not evil, they just... [ Wibbleface. ] You couldn't have locked it in a closet or something and called for someone to get it? They have zoos here, you know, I'm sure they would have...

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[video] saidnah December 28 2011, 21:08:46 UTC
Fine, they're not evil. Just murderous noisy little assholes with nothing better to do than scream at people and throw shit at them.

And no, I had to kill them. It's the only way to be sure.

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[video] nobodysfetch December 29 2011, 10:18:56 UTC
The only way to be sure of what? [ ...now she's getting a little pissed, glowering through the screen. ] You're just an asshole with nothing better to do than kill animals for no good reason and brag about it on the network.

Do you shoot at cats, too? Throw firecrackers at dogs? Should we lock small children indoors in case you decide the best way to deal with them is setting them on fire?

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