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Dec 25, 2011 23:26

[The feed opens to show a room in one of the barracks in Kurzweil. Or what was one, at least - it looks like something blew up in there. There are scorch marks and smoke everywhere, though at least nothing seems to be on fire anymore.

Goggles moves into view. Even with his eyes obstructed by his namesake eyewear, it's obvious he's furious. He's holding up a burnt mess that might have been a chimpanzee once.]

You know, Sacrosanct, I'd like to think I'm a fairly patient kind of person. I'm willing to put up with a lot, and I mean a lot. Mail bombs? Fine, no problem. I was expecting something like that anyway.

But this- [He waves the dead animal around. An unidentifiable piece of it falls off.] This goes too far. I swear, if I ever see a bloody monkey ever again, I will hunt down whoever's responsible - and yes, I mean you, SHODAN - and murder you slowly. And then find which teleporter you're respawning at, and murder you again and again and again for the rest of my fucking life.

For everyone seeing this who isn't a crazyass computer, let this be a PSA. Monkeys are evil, vengeful little bastards and they hate everything that is good in life. The only thing to do with them is to kill them with fire.

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