TWELFTH LOG → VIDEO

[lockbreak]

[ HAY ERRYBODY! look who it is. your favorite freelancer, amirite. well, all things considered, he's in a chipper mood! ]

Hellooooooo! How are all you lovely folks today? I have a business proposition for you!

[ yes, a very lucrative business proposition. one that is going to get pretty strange pretty quickly. ]I have some clothes I'm giving away

Comments

[scorpiowned]

You're getting rid of the third one? Isn't that one of your normal outfits?

[lockbreak]

What?? [ SQUINT. ] No!! I mean, I have pants that kinda look like that, I guess...

[scorpiowned]

Close enough. (AWKWARD PAUSE..... you're not a hot little thang anymore, what are they supposed to do with you now.) I'm surprised you didn't have a Station's Ugliest Girl Makeover contest, or whatever those shows you watch are called.

[lockbreak]

[ what are you talking about iowa's always a hot little thang... ] Oh. My. God. That sounds like so much fun!!

[scorpiowned]

Don't you have to find the ugliest girl first?

[lockbreak]

That won't be hard!! You can help!!

[scorpiowned]

I guess I could... I totally judge people all the time anyway.

[lockbreak]

Yeah, me too! You could be the Miss Jay to my Tyra!

[scorpiowned]

What? Wait, why am I the girl?

[lockbreak]

Miss Jay's not a girl, Miss Jay is a lady.

Also a huge bitch.

[scorpiowned]

I'm a hugely bitchy lady?

[lockbreak]

......

You can be...

[scorpiowned]

(PUH PUH PUH POKERFACE.....)

[lockbreak]

What! It's a compliment! It means you're good judge material!

[scorpiowned]

Oh, it's a good thing? (this gay stuff is confusing and hard...) Um, okay, we'll go with that then. How many judges are there usually?

[lockbreak]

Hell yeah! But, ummmm... Depends! Three or four?