TWELFTH LOG → VIDEO
[ HAY ERRYBODY! look who it is. your favorite freelancer, amirite. well, all things considered, he's in a chipper mood! ]
Hellooooooo! How are all you lovely folks today? I have a business proposition for you!
[ yes, a very lucrative business proposition. one that is going to get pretty strange pretty quickly. ]
I have some clothes I'm giving away! And, as cute and highly fashionable as they are, I can't really find a use for them anymore. [ he sounds so disappointed. ] It's really a shame. These are like, top notch stuff! But, I kinda uh. Grew out of them. [ sort of. ]
I'll give all of you prospective buyers a little teaser!!
[ and there Iowa goes, showing off various sets of clothing.
and if one squints far enough to one side, they might be able to see other things in the background... and Iowa doesn't really notice, unfortunately! ]
So, uh. I guess I can't really sell these things, but I really can't uh. Use them anymore. So, if anyone sees something that catches their eye? Lemme know! They're only lightly used and clean!! I take really good care of my clothes! So, if you're looking to spruce up your frumpy closet or seeing to pretty up a friend, I'm your guy to go to!
[ and please don't mention the unmentionables. ]
Hellooooooo! How are all you lovely folks today? I have a business proposition for you!
[ yes, a very lucrative business proposition. one that is going to get pretty strange pretty quickly. ]
I have some clothes I'm giving away! And, as cute and highly fashionable as they are, I can't really find a use for them anymore. [ he sounds so disappointed. ] It's really a shame. These are like, top notch stuff! But, I kinda uh. Grew out of them. [ sort of. ]
I'll give all of you prospective buyers a little teaser!!
[ and there Iowa goes, showing off various sets of clothing.
and if one squints far enough to one side, they might be able to see other things in the background... and Iowa doesn't really notice, unfortunately! ]
So, uh. I guess I can't really sell these things, but I really can't uh. Use them anymore. So, if anyone sees something that catches their eye? Lemme know! They're only lightly used and clean!! I take really good care of my clothes! So, if you're looking to spruce up your frumpy closet or seeing to pretty up a friend, I'm your guy to go to!
[ and please don't mention the unmentionables. ]