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[selfkismesis]

IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I PUBLICALLY ADDRESSED ALL YOU NOOKSUCKING BULGEMUNCHERS TO INFORM YOU WHAT A USELESS BUNCH OF SADSACK FUCKWITS YOU ALL ARE

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[rebuildscience]

[Facepalm.]

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[selfkismesis]

[ Middle finger. ]

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[rebuildscience]

[She's not even going to justify him with a response. Shutting off the feed.]

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[memorymodus]

[ Jade waves her injured half of an arm at the camera.

Attached to it is a blender. ]

Karkaaaaat, A.M. turned me into a robooooot! I am out for your soul!!

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[selfkismesis]

[selfkismesis]

[ what the fuck is that ]

[selfkismesis]

[ what the fuck is that ]

Karkat is the best

[emberandash]

You're a horrible artist.

[selfkismesis]

HEY, FUCK YOU.
MY ART GETS THE POINT ACROSS, WHICH IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
SO SHOVE YOUR CRITIQUES DOWN YOUR WINDCHUTE AND CHOKE.

[featheryasshole]

two things

first
tl;dr

second
what the fuck are you wearing

[selfkismesis]

[ come on, karkat. you can do this. KEEP TO VIDEO. JUSTIFY THE PANTS. KANAYA ISN'T HERE TO SEE THEM. ]

I'm making a goddamn fashion statement.

[ If thoughts could kill, Vriska would be dead right now. Karkat is trying so hard to kill her with mind bullets. Make her pay for forcing Karkat to do this. ]

still totally text

[featheryasshole]

no
youre wearing pants up to your elbows
id ask if it hurts
but i dont really want to risk getting into a discussion on your dick

[selfkismesis]

It's a fashionable and historic statement that crosses cultural boundaries. The simplistic design emphasizes the uncomplicated and demandless life that is probably a lot fucking better than my life.

[ He sounds like he's reciting something. In fact, it actually looks like he's reading off a piece of paper. HIS ARGUMENTS ARE PREPARED. ]

[Voice]

[knight4darkness]

...amazing.

Just when I think you couldn't get any more moronic.

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[selfkismesis]

WOW, LET'S LOOK AT MY IN DEPTH ANALYSIS OF MY HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL AND HIGHLY CORRECT AS SHIT CONCLUSIONS OF YOUR PEOPLE.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE OF MORONIC.
IF MORONIC WAS A BLACK HOLE, YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER CROSSED CIRCUITS WITH WOULD NOT ESCAPE.
BUT ME
MY INTELLIGENCE IS FASTER THAN LIGHT.
I WOULD ESCAPE TO PROPAGATE MY BRILLIANCE ACROSS TIME AND SPACE.

[voice]

[knight4darkness]

Gods help us all if that ever happened.

[ALL THE SARCASM]

Am I permitted a question to your clearly superior logic?

[selfkismesis]

NOPE.