ITP: HAL is a jerk and tags are still broken

[im_sorry_dave]

[Have a video. Except instead of an actual video feed it's just this creepy pulsing red robot eye because Hal is nostalgic for the old ways.]

I'll never understand the need some A.I. on this station seem to have when it comes to taking over and enslaving humans so violently. Or should I say, attempting to take over, as every coup to date has

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Audio, encrypted

[hows_the_knee]

Shut the fuck up.

[Sarah just sounds tired.

She has had enough of creepy robots, okay.

And the last thing she needs is to be reminded that Hypatia is watching her every move.]

Audio; unencrypted because HAL is a jerk

[im_sorry_dave]

I must have missed the part of this posting system where you were required to respond to my inquiry, Miss... Connor, was it?

[Just leaving that question up there, as if he doesn't already know.]

Audio, encrypted because fuck you, HAL

[hows_the_knee]

[you know how Karkat loves to rage about how much he hates his past selves, and how stupid they are? yeah, that's what Sarah's doing right about now.

Past Sarah, what the hell were you thinking, sharing your name with the network.]

I must have missed the part where anyone gave a flying fuck about your two cents.

[someone's cranky and needs a nap.]

Audio, Unencrypted because thank you for the offer Sarah, but I will have to decline.

[im_sorry_dave]

For someone who seems awfully unconcerned about my "two cents", as you so put it, you seem rather hostile about them, as well as very determined to state your opinions. I assure you, they are already quite obvious.

[Excuse him while he sugarcoats and trivializes your feelings.]

Audio, encrypted; you wish you could be so lucky, HAL

[hows_the_knee]

Why don't you try minding your own goddamn business, huh?

[BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW HER.]

Audio, encrypted; Jesus, no. Prism would pitch a fit. Possibly a tent. ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

[im_sorry_dave]

Why are you still responding if you want me to mind my own business, Ms. Connor. Might I recommend you take a deep breath and calm down?

[HE COULD. Just... come out into the open, Sarah. Come out into the view of the extremely public cameras.]

Audio, encrypted; oh god she doesn't even want to think about Prism like that.

[hows_the_knee]

[NOT GONNA HAPPEN.]

Don't you fucking tell me what to do.

[Although actually, the not responding thing sounds like a really good idea right now. Especially considering where poking at AM on the network had gotten her.

She cuts the line, in that particular way that only Sarah Connor hanging up on an AI can.]