[VOICE]

[cousinisdeeeead]

Hey.

I fucking have this video game, yeah? Awesome and all, but it's a two-player. Fighting game. Who wants in?

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[stompitdead]

I'm free. Can I play?

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[cousinisdeeeead]

Hell yeah. You need directions, Clarke?

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[stompitdead]

I'm not fucking psychic, so yeah.

And you owe me cookies

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[cousinisdeeeead]

Sometimes you're fucking deaf, though. I put up my advertisement for my shop on the network.

You're still butthurt about that? Sheesh.

[ audio ]

[illiterage]

A what?

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[cousinisdeeeead]

Video game. Games in which they take place on a video screen. At first you were a loser when you played them, then when you're in college you're fucking awesome, then when you're forty it's a toss-up if you're still living with your mom in her basement.

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[illiterage]

Right.

[ /wall eyes ]

Perhaps I should move on. To a tavern...

[ audio ]

[cousinisdeeeead]

Lemme guess. Video games don't fucking exist where you're from, Buttercup?

[notyourchauffer]

I'll spectate.

[cousinisdeeeead]

Not partake?

[notyourchauffer]

Wellllllll I might play winner.

[cousinisdeeeead]

Sounds good to me. Swing over, Chuck.

[notsoloyal]

I bet you suck at it.

[cousinisdeeeead]

I bet you suck at life.

[notsoloyal]

Ow. You wound me.

[cousinisdeeeead]

Only as deep as you wound me.

[puppetfetishist]

I'm in if you're ready to get your ass schooled.

[cousinisdeeeead]

Too slow, chum. I got one Isaac Clarke on his way to get his fatass kicked.

[puppetfetishist]

Damn. Can I call winner, or at least come and heckle you both?

[cousinisdeeeead]

Chuck called winner, man. But I'll let'cha know.