[VOICE]

[cousinisdeeeead]

Hey.

I fucking have this video game, yeah? Awesome and all, but it's a two-player. Fighting game. Who wants in?

Comments

[puppetfetishist]

I'm in if you're ready to get your ass schooled.

[cousinisdeeeead]

Too slow, chum. I got one Isaac Clarke on his way to get his fatass kicked.

[puppetfetishist]

Damn. Can I call winner, or at least come and heckle you both?

[cousinisdeeeead]

Chuck called winner, man. But I'll let'cha know.

[puppetfetishist]

Man. Always late to the party.

[notyourchauffer]

Oh! I'm sorry...

[puppetfetishist]

Dude, it's totally fine. I'mma just sit back, mercilessly mock everyone, and enjoy the show.

Seriously, you got first dibs, I'mma respect that.

[notyourchauffer]

Okay...

Still sorry!

[puppetfetishist]

It's fine. Really.

I mean if you're gonna insist on apologizing I guess bring some cookies or something.

[notyourchauffer]

That I can do!

[puppetfetishist]

Awesome. Can you do the kind with like, the raspberry filling? I fuckin love those.

[notyourchauffer]

Sure can!

[puppetfetishist]

Thanks dude. Officially forgiven 100% then.

[notyourchauffer]

Oh! Thank you.