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[The man who turns the camera on stares at the screen as if considering his options. He looks more or less human- until a grin cracks his face, his mouth stretching out wider than any human’s would be capable of. Several rows of serrated teeth gleam charmingly. He begins picking at them, obviously using the camera’s feed as a mirror. This goes on long enough that it appears he doesn’t realize he’s broadcasting. He tilts his head and examines his handiwork.]
So. Very funny guys. I know you’re watching. Did you sell me to a zoo again? Not cool. [He looks around quizzically as what appears to be a refrigerator lands behind him with a crash.] Or... a junkyard this time? [Glaaare.] Damn it Gardenia, if you wanted me to take a bath that bad you could have just said something. [The grin returns.] Not that it would have done you a hell of a lot of good.
Just come pick me up. I’m getting hungry.
So. Very funny guys. I know you’re watching. Did you sell me to a zoo again? Not cool. [He looks around quizzically as what appears to be a refrigerator lands behind him with a crash.] Or... a junkyard this time? [Glaaare.] Damn it Gardenia, if you wanted me to take a bath that bad you could have just said something. [The grin returns.] Not that it would have done you a hell of a lot of good.
Just come pick me up. I’m getting hungry.