Video; I am sixteen and what is this

[azulescarabajo]

[Jaime is sitting in the little apartment he's hijacked for his own use on a sparse couch. There's a chest on the coffee table, apparently having been dragged there and popped open by the curious hero. He's rummaging around in it, then glances at the transmitter.]

Hey, I found this stuff, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me what it is.

Comments

1/????

[mcfussyfangs]

[Oh. My. God.]

2/???

[mcfussyfangs]

[Those are her books. Her rainbow drinker bodice rippers.]

3/??

[mcfussyfangs]

[And they're on the network and everyone can see them.]

4/?

[mcfussyfangs]

[Alright. No more panicking. You are Miss Kanaya "Motherfucking Rainbow Drinker" Maryam and you are not afraid to own up to your bodice rippers dammit.

Time to put your game face on.]

5/5

[mcfussyfangs]

[...

Your extremely cool and aloof and vaguely interested face because you can't filter things well enough to keep Captor from hiding them anyway and it is so not anyone's business what your read anyway, even if they already know about your fascination with rainbow drinkers.]

That literature looks rather interesting from my stand point. I don't suppose I could arrange a meeting with you to peruse the pages, could I?

not here

[heterochromiia]

[ you know me so well bb ]

not here

[mcfussyfangs]

[Spending a few sweeps listening to a your constant bitching helped me understand you, dear.]

not here

[heterochromiia]

[

you don't have to be mean ;A; ]

more not here than your not here

[mcfussyfangs]

[bb you know I didn't mean it]

[azulescarabajo]

Oh, yeah. Sure. Come over whenever.

[mcfussyfangs]

[Just so cool. So aloof that air is actually getting a little jealous of her buoyancy.]

I will probably end up allowing Karkat to come along as well, as he is--

[Wait, what? Karkat what are you doing up there.

...

Sighing forever.]

Clearly interested in the movies, as you can see.

[azulescarabajo]

He's the guy with the death threats, right?

[mcfussyfangs]

He would not follow through with them, so please don't be concerned about it. I wouldn't let you hurt each other. It's one of the actions in the realm of relationships that I excel in.

[azulescarabajo]

Well. He can have the movies when he asks for them. Politely.

As in human polite.

Also I get to come to movie night.

[mcfussyfangs]

That...

[Just the most awkward face Jaime. You're asking Karkat to be polite on human terms. Her expression should tell you how difficult that is going to be to pull off.]

I will see what I can do about the former, and I would have invited you nonetheless.

Hm. We may have to commander a movie theater, or at the least a larger space.

[Unsure face...]