Video; I am sixteen and what is this

[azulescarabajo]

[Jaime is sitting in the little apartment he's hijacked for his own use on a sparse couch. There's a chest on the coffee table, apparently having been dragged there and popped open by the curious hero. He's rummaging around in it, then glances at the transmitter.]

Hey, I found this stuff, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me what it is.

Comments

1/nine million

[selfkismesis]

[selfkismesis]

[ Oh my god. ]

[selfkismesis]

[ Oh my god. ]

[selfkismesis]

[selfkismesis]

[ IN WHICH A TROLL GIRL MOVES TO A STRANGE NEW PLACE IN ORDER TO BECOME BETTER SOCIALIZED AT THE WISHES OF HER LUSUS, MEETS TWO FRIENDS, ONE ENEMY, TWO STOOGES, AND A POTENTIAL MATESPRIT, MAKES SEVERAL ATTEMPTS AT SABOTAGE AT THE WILL OF HER FRIENDS, BECOMES THE KISMESIS OF THE SINGULAR ENEMY TROLL AFTER ROBBING HER OF HER STOOGES, BEAUTY, AND MATESPRIT, IS NEARLY SENTENCED TO CULLING FOR STARTING A WAR AMONGST FEMALE TROLLS, EVENTUALLY TELLS THE TRUTH, WATCHES HER NOW KISMESIS GET SEVERELY INJURED, FALLS OUT OF BLACKROM WITH HER OUT OF MILD PITY, LOSES HER TWO FRIENDS, COMMITS SOCIAL SUICIDE BY TAKING PART IN A MATHEMATICS TEAM, ATTENDS HER SCHOOLFEEDING DANCE, MAKES A SPEECH AND SHATTERS AN IMPORTANT PLASTIC TIARA, REGAINS HER FRIENDS AND CREATES PEACE AMONG THE FEMALE TROLLS, AND EVENTUALLY GAINS A MATESPRIT. CONTAINING MANY ON SCREEN KISSES, MANY MEMORABLE QUOTES, AND TROLL TINA FEY

IS THE BEST

FUCKING

MOVIE

EVER ]

[selfkismesis]

[ DRAMA

SUSPENSE

ROMANCE

IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE KARKAT'S OCULAR GLOBES VIEWED SUCH A CLASSIC.

"FAR TOO LONG" MEANING HE HASN'T SEEN A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE SINCE A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CANONBULLSHIT OCCURRED. ]

[selfkismesis]

[ Oh my god. ]

[selfkismesis]

[ Okay, Vantas. This human has what you want-- what you need.

It's time to put all your experience and social finesse to the test. Time to be a leader. ]

text; /done

[selfkismesis]

GIVE THEM TO ME.

not here

[fuckinfeelins]

[Trying so hard not to say anything. HE WANTS IT MORE. 8(]

text; THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.

[azulescarabajo]

What? Why? I found them.

text; and it was completely necessary

[selfkismesis]

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STRANGE HUMAN RITUAL OF "FINDERS KEEPERS."

JUST
GIVE ME THE FUCKING MOVIES
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THEM ANYWAYS.

text; ow my inbox

[azulescarabajo]

What will you give me for them?

text;

[selfkismesis]

YOUR LIFE.

THAT WAS A DEATH THREAT, BY THE WAY.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.

Text; KANJACK

[mcfussyfangs]

Karkat Vantas Dont You Dare
If I Were The Kind Of Troll Who Was Accustomed To Emoting Via The Arrangement Of Carets Colons And Various Forms Of Brackets I Would Be Making A Very Displeased Text Face

Text;

[selfkismesis]

I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING DO IT.
I JUST WANT THE GODDAMN MOVIES.