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[kickbancaboose]

[ JUST ABOUT TURNS ON THE VOICE OPTION, before he 'nam flashbacks and decides better of it. text seems a lot safer. :'|a

also, we can pretend this is backdated a little. ]

gee golly wilikers i never saw this plot twist coming

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[yeehawbang]

Just glance around there is stuff all over the place. There is probably a way to look on this thing too.

Only recomendation is to stay away from the 7 and 8 zones, they still got all sorts of nasty things running around in them I hear.

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[kickbancaboose]

this place has zones? jesus christ well whatever i'll make a note of it somewhere when i'm not dying.

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[yeehawbang]

I do not know that is just what the other guy called them. Good luck.

1/idk

[guntogold]

[ I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE ]

2/idk

[guntogold]

[ Also she'd recognize those WHINY ASS COMPLAINTS anywhere. ]

3/4

[guntogold]

[ also excuse her while she SCREAMS PROFANITY AT THE WALLS FOR FIVE MINUTES ]

4/4 text.

[guntogold]

Are you done.

[ B| ]

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[sniperbitch]

[ WELL THIS VIEW DOESN'T LOOK DISTURBING AT ALL it's totally not some kid hugging a sniper rifle like a lifeline and hanging out on a rooftop like a school shooter. ]

You can't be hungry, you're already dead.

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[kickbancaboose]

[ oh my god ]

usually i'd be right there with you buddy but seeing as how i actually have a pulse and everything i think medical science everywhere is going to disagree with you.

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[sniperbitch]

Science doesn't measure everything. If you're not a ghost, then you're a fucking zombie. I'm the only one alive on this station.

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[kickbancaboose]

are there zombie therapists on this piece of shit station? i'd get to seeing one, if there are.

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[inkstolen]

Shit, I like you already.

[Finally, someone with a sense of perspective on how screwed over they all are.]

I've got....cupcakes, pot pie, the works. Watch out for the zombies!

[She gives him a cheeky little wave with the hand holding her bottle. It's always beer o'clock]

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[kickbancaboose]

cupcakes?

[ SOUNDS LIKE HIS KIND OF WOMAN ]

and what the fuck is this i keep hearing about zombies, anyway?

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[inkstolen]

I bake. It's what I do. You like chocolate?

[Marjorie takes a long swig. Who doesn't like chocolate?]

Yeah, it's kind of a problem. I'm pretty sure the Goddamn crazy space-soldiers got it under control. Me, I'm stayin' the hell out of the way. I know my limits.

[mymothersshadow]

[Oh man, this hologram chick ain't wearin' any clothes!]

You seem to already know the routine, so I'll dispense with the whole "you're trapped" "nooooo!" routine for once.

[Location ping! There's a bakery's coordinates uploaded to your wearable.]

Careful, though. We have a minor aggressive undead infestation at the moment.

[kickbancaboose]

[ oh shit he knows you

pokerface! ]

When you say minor, do you actually mean massive?

[mymothersshadow]

Speaking from my OWN experience? It's pretty minor. But if you're not accustomed to this sorta thing, any undead infestation feels massive, doesn't it?