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[kickbancaboose]

[ JUST ABOUT TURNS ON THE VOICE OPTION, before he 'nam flashbacks and decides better of it. text seems a lot safer. :'|a

also, we can pretend this is backdated a little. ]

gee golly wilikers i never saw this plot twist coming

Comments

1/idk

[guntogold]

[ I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE ]

2/idk

[guntogold]

[ Also she'd recognize those WHINY ASS COMPLAINTS anywhere. ]

3/4

[guntogold]

[ also excuse her while she SCREAMS PROFANITY AT THE WALLS FOR FIVE MINUTES ]

4/4 text.

[guntogold]

Are you done.

[ B| ]

text 1/2

[kickbancaboose]

[ SQUINTING
FOREVER

bad feelings ]

no.

text 2/2

[kickbancaboose]

well maybe it depends on who it is.

text.

[guntogold]

I think you're done.

1/2

[kickbancaboose]

[ more squinting ]

voice 2/2

[kickbancaboose]

Tex?

[ PLEASE GOD LET IT BE HER AND NOT WASH ]

voice

[guntogold]

Where have you been.

voice

[kickbancaboose]

Seriously, what the hell, Allison? Why is that always your first question? Do you plan this shit?

voice

[guntogold]

Do you always plan to vanish into thin fucking air in the middle of the night? I haven't seen you in months.

voice

[kickbancaboose]

[ oh my god angry tex it's too early in the morning for this ]

Well, fuck me, then, it's not like I get a choice in where the hell I end up, or when. How long have you been here?

voice

[guntogold]

[ DOESN'T CARE!!1! ]

We were married a whole entire week and then, gosh, suddenly you were gone and this doesn't sound familiar at all, does it.

voice

[kickbancaboose]

[ SUBJECT CHANGE DENIED ]

What, you think I did it on purpose?

voice

[guntogold]

I think it's traditional for you to always be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Like right now.