> Vriska: 8r8k down.

Mar 08, 2011 09:36

[ The message that pops up on the network is clearly meant to be filtered to Davesprite. But a mess of typos in the code appear to have made it viewable to anybody. Oops? ]

Cut for even-more-obnoxious-than-usual trolltext )

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text; 100% SHODAN encryption featheryasshole March 8 2011, 09:43:18 UTC
im on my way

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text; 100% SHODAN encryption manipul8trix March 8 2011, 09:46:06 UTC
Man I nkew I could totally count on yuo haha!
Watch out for mo m ok. 8ut I think you'll 8e good, she's kind of scraed of feather8easts!
I mean not liek you're a fether8east you're Dave 8ut you knoww hat I mean. ::::\

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action! featheryasshole March 8 2011, 09:54:19 UTC
[Hey, what's that up in the sky? It's Davesprite swooping in to rescue you!

Isn't it?

He's... looking kind of unwell. And he keeps flickering and shifting and looking like bits of him are about to fall off.

Oh well, he doesn't seem worried about it!]

Vvvriska? I'm here.

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toot toot all aboard the action train! :B manipul8trix March 8 2011, 10:04:39 UTC
[ Oh. Oh man. Dave looks sick. Maybe he's got the... uh... the thing. The weird horrible headache fuzzy-thoughts thing. That would be awful!

Wait! Sprites don't get sick. Duh. Exhaustion really messes with a girl's thinkpan, you know. ]

Dave! I think - [and she looks around, just to make sure] - I think you scared her off. Fuck ye--

[ Whoa, what. Did he just flicker? ]

Are you, uh. Okay or whatever. I mean, just. Generally and stuff?

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text sopor_pies March 8 2011, 10:08:58 UTC
VrISka?

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text; manipul8trix March 8 2011, 10:11:31 UTC
Gmazee????????
How did you find this Y8U'RE NOT S8PPOS8D TO SEE!
GET O8T G8T OUT GET OUT GET 8UT G8T 88T GET OUT GET OUT G8T 8UT!!!!!!!!

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text; y-you didn't see that sopor_pies March 8 2011, 10:33:41 UTC
CHiLl oUt, SiSTer.
It'S ALl aT bEiNg riGhT tHeRE oN tHe NEtWoRk.
Of CouRsE i CaN aLl MoThERfuCkInG sEe It.
If IT's AlL aT bEinG tHAt bAd
JuST aLl moThErFuCkInG go SlEep In My MoThErfuCkInG rEcUpErACoOn.
I mOtHeRfUcKiNg OffErEd.
So JusT fUcKiNg do IT.

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text; NOT MORE HALLUCINATIONS OH GOD D:::: manipul8trix March 8 2011, 10:46:11 UTC
Wh8t? No i'ts not.
Is it?
Are you wtaching me too????????
STOP IT youre supposer to 8e the one who's nice! Not a creep8r like Tholluckth!!!!!!!!
aND I'm not going in your recup8r8coon that's gross.
And my lusus would e8t you.
She never 8 some8ody with 8lood like yours, did you know that?
8nd she gets re8lly really curious a8out new fl8vors.
th8ts why she wants to eat John I think?
AndKarkat! Oh man is she ever w8nting to find out what he t8stes like.
Do you think he t8stes of........
mir8cles???????? 8888)

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[text | not too long before Dave arrives?] legislacerator March 8 2011, 14:40:28 UTC
VR1SK4
YOUR MOM 1S D34D
*4LL* OUR LUSUS 4R3 D34D, 3V3N TH31R GHOSTS!
WH4T TH3 FUCK >:?

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text; ENJOY YOUR CRAZY :3 manipul8trix March 8 2011, 14:52:08 UTC
That doesn't m8tter here, shit-for-8rains! I'm de8d.
Remem8er?
Aradia's dead Fef8ri's dead Erid8n's dead Kanaya's dead John's

John's ok right???????? 8re you at the Strider pl8ce? Go see if he's
Uh
Pun noooooooot intended hahahahahahahaha!
And w8 you live at shitty secret hive anyway. Nveer mind.
Wh8t was I saying?
Right rightt right right right right right riiiiiiiight.
Mom's 8ack. It. Kinda sucks, not gonna lie. ::::/

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[text] legislacerator March 8 2011, 16:19:16 UTC
OK4Y YOU H4V3 4 PO1NT TH3R3 BUT 4R4D14 DO3SN'T COUNT!

DONT WORRY 4BOUT JOHN
H3 1S F1N3, H3 M4D3 4 N3TWORK POST NOT TOO LONG 4GO

...FUCK
WH3N D1D SH3 G3T H3R3? HOW D1D SH3 F1ND YOU?

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text; manipul8trix March 8 2011, 16:36:17 UTC
Don't say that Jegus fuck that's the kind of th8ng I'd say what the h8ll.
Aradi8 counts!
If she didn't I wouldn't 8e inthis m8ss duh. ::::/

Um.
8nyway I don't know.
I juust woke up a few d8ys ago and there wer8 we8s and mom was
Er.
Somewhere?
And she was trying to eat John so yeah
Stop asking questions 8k you're making my head hurt!!!!!!!! 8itch.

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let's pretend that i wasn't asleep and spacedad posted shortly after this went up notsoloyal March 8 2011, 14:51:21 UTC
Vriska... are you alright?

What? No I am not going soft.

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text; okay YOU ASKED FOR IT :I manipul8trix March 8 2011, 14:56:59 UTC
I'm

YOU
G8T OUT GET 8W8Y FROM IT
Mom says sh8'll get you if you don't LE8VE IT ALONE DON'T 8R8K
8r8888kr8kk8kkrr
8rkkr88rrkr8kkr8
krr8rk88kr88rk8r
88888r888888888k
8r8k8r8k8r8k8r8k
8r8k8r8k8r8k8r8k
8r8k8r8k8r8k8r8k
8R8K8R8K8R8K8R8K
IT DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!!!

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voice; oh gosh the concern level is rising... and the not real people are floating notsoloyal March 8 2011, 15:01:17 UTC
There is not... no.

What are you talking about?

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text; TIE THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY FLOAT AWAY FOREVER D: manipul8trix March 8 2011, 15:09:43 UTC
She says you have to st

ok sh8's sayign a lot of things
mostly a8out eating you and
Well eating lots of people haha!
And also converg8nce 8ut I don't know wh8t that is????????
8ut she's very insistent that you stop messing with it just leave it alone ok. Ok ok ok. All the oks.

Who 8re you talking to is it one of them?

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text; selfkismesis March 8 2011, 15:34:50 UTC
SHIT.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WENT COMPLETELY OFF THE DEEP END.
ARE YOU EVEN READING WHAT YOU'RE TYPING?
GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS,
AND I SWEAR THAT IT'S NOT OUT OF ANY FORM OF CONCERN
BUT

VRISKA, YOUR TROLLEATING DEATH LUSUS OF TERROR IS GONE.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

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text; manipul8trix March 8 2011, 16:01:42 UTC
Don't you m8ke out like I'm the crazy one here, assh8le.
YOU'RE the one saying my lusus isn't here when she's R8GHT THERE.
Why won't people 8elieve me? It mmmakes me SO MAD!!!!!!!!
Fuck you Vantas. I should indulge mom's curios8ty and just l8t her e8t you.
Wh8t flavor are you???????? She wants to know! :::;D
8nd she'll pro8a8ly find out sooner or l8r so
so you should just tell her what flavor your 8lood is.
I'll look away ok justtell her. GO!!!!!!!!

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text; selfkismesis March 8 2011, 16:14:56 UTC
HEY, VRISKA'S LUSUS.
MY BLOOD TASTE IS GO FUCK YOURSELF.
WITH A HINT OF I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DEADEST OF THE DEAD, DOUBLE-SPRITE DEAD SUPREME.
ALL TOPPED OFF WITH A VRISKA, SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S NOT AN ORDER, SINCE I KNOW HOW YOUR DEFORMED, MUTINOUS MIND WORKS.

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text; manipul8trix March 8 2011, 16:29:16 UTC
Th8nks a LOT, you dum8 sack of shit!
Now she's angry and she was 8eing loud enough 8efore 8ut now it's just
she's screaming more than YOU do you fufcking
AGH I SHOULD L8T HER E8T YOU!
I'll tell you what's happening, Vantas.
I haven't slept since 8efore you got here.
I haven't used a recuperacoon for four perigees.
My head feels like it's 8r8k
88rkkr88rkkrrrrr
k8kr88rkkrrrr8k8
8r8k8r8k8r8k8r8k
ing in two.
My mom is SCRE8MING AT ME.
I am w8ting for Dave to come and help me.
Ornage D8ve. Not Kism8sis D8ve.
Duh.
Is that ok 8rave notleader????????

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