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No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.
Sep 10, 2010 21:16
York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.
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savor_last_shot
September 11 2010, 02:34:46 UTC
I... don't think Commander Shepard would be interested.
[Because Garrus doesn't like to transmit his relationship details all over the extranet.]
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screeee
September 11 2010, 02:42:47 UTC
[Cocks head.] Do not see why not. York is best human male here. Will make best mate.
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savor_last_shot
September 11 2010, 03:55:02 UTC
[He rankles a bit at that. He's totally a better mate.]
I doubt it.
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screeee
September 11 2010, 04:00:26 UTC
[Bristles. Her human is the best human okay.] Best genetics make for best mates. Is strongest here.
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twinkieroast
September 11 2010, 02:42:03 UTC
[ Popcorn.gif ]
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screeee
September 11 2010, 02:48:19 UTC
[What you doing thar?]
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twinkieroast
September 11 2010, 02:50:39 UTC
[ Waiting for the shitstorm. ]
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screeee
September 11 2010, 02:52:25 UTC
[Oic... wait, storms don't shit what is this.]
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cmdr_renegade
September 11 2010, 02:50:55 UTC
[There is no coherent message, just very strictly and ineffectively stifled laughter.]
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twinkieroast
September 11 2010, 02:52:20 UTC
HAHA, YOU NEED THE DINOSAUR TO GET LAID!
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cmdr_renegade
September 11 2010, 02:56:46 UTC
[Has no idea that Red is a dinosaur, but Garrus is pretty fucking close so she doesn't really catch on.]
Hottest tail I ever got.
[She'd never be able to deliver that with a straight face, thank god it's a text.]
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cmdr_renegade
September 11 2010, 03:35:23 UTC
[She has finally managed to stop laughing and sounds just a little out of breath as she starts talking.]
Red, shit-- [Short, whew and an exhale.]
Thanks, it's very...uh...accommodating of you, but--
Good human chicks.
[She snorts and breaks into laughter again as she lets go of the audio input control.]
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hadorken
September 11 2010, 03:04:01 UTC
[Ohhhhhhh, THAT'S what she meant by chicks.]
[...she thought the frogs were his babbies?]
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screeee
September 11 2010, 03:22:10 UTC
[Oh, you're staring too? Hello.]
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eighttotwelve
September 11 2010, 03:21:01 UTC
...Shepard?
[But. Shepard. Is a man. What. Clearly, this must be some other Shepard.]
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screeee
September 11 2010, 03:27:37 UTC
Yes. Is a 'Commander.' Good human mate. [Looks him over. Decides he is not a viable human partner.] Not for you.
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eighttotwelve
September 11 2010, 03:52:26 UTC
Rest assured, I am not looking for any mate. However, this Commander may be someone I know.
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screeee
September 11 2010, 04:03:33 UTC
Oh! Is brown-headed. Has foul mouth and guns. Is not wimpy like other human females.
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HAHA, YOU NEED THE DINOSAUR TO GET LAID!
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Hottest tail I ever got.
[She'd never be able to deliver that with a straight face, thank god it's a text.]
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Red, shit-- [Short, whew and an exhale.]
Thanks, it's very...uh...accommodating of you, but--
Good human chicks.
[She snorts and breaks into laughter again as she lets go of the audio input control.]
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[...she thought the frogs were his babbies?]
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[But. Shepard. Is a man. What. Clearly, this must be some other Shepard.]
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