Comments | singularity_rpg: No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

screeee in singularity_rpg

No, this isn't private. Red is a dinosaur.

Sep 10, 2010 21:16

York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.

red (au),

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savor_last_shot September 11 2010, 02:34:46 UTC

I... don't think Commander Shepard would be interested.

[Because Garrus doesn't like to transmit his relationship details all over the extranet.]

screeee September 11 2010, 02:42:47 UTC

[Cocks head.] Do not see why not. York is best human male here. Will make best mate.

savor_last_shot September 11 2010, 03:55:02 UTC

[He rankles a bit at that. He's totally a better mate.]

I doubt it.

screeee September 11 2010, 04:00:26 UTC

[Bristles. Her human is the best human okay.] Best genetics make for best mates. Is strongest here.

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twinkieroast September 11 2010, 02:42:03 UTC

[ Popcorn.gif ]

screeee September 11 2010, 02:48:19 UTC

[What you doing thar?]

twinkieroast September 11 2010, 02:50:39 UTC

[ Waiting for the shitstorm. ]

screeee September 11 2010, 02:52:25 UTC

[Oic... wait, storms don't shit what is this.]

Audio. cmdr_renegade September 11 2010, 02:50:55 UTC

[There is no coherent message, just very strictly and ineffectively stifled laughter.]

⌠Text⌡ twinkieroast September 11 2010, 02:52:20 UTC

HAHA, YOU NEED THE DINOSAUR TO GET LAID!

Text. cmdr_renegade September 11 2010, 02:56:46 UTC

[Has no idea that Red is a dinosaur, but Garrus is pretty fucking close so she doesn't really catch on.]

Hottest tail I ever got.

[She'd never be able to deliver that with a straight face, thank god it's a text.]

Audio, take two. cmdr_renegade September 11 2010, 03:35:23 UTC

[She has finally managed to stop laughing and sounds just a little out of breath as she starts talking.]

Red, shit-- [Short, whew and an exhale.]

Thanks, it's very...uh...accommodating of you, but--

Good human chicks.

[She snorts and breaks into laughter again as she lets go of the audio input control.]

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hadorken September 11 2010, 03:04:01 UTC

[Ohhhhhhh, THAT'S what she meant by chicks.]

[...she thought the frogs were his babbies?]

screeee September 11 2010, 03:22:10 UTC

[Oh, you're staring too? Hello.]

eighttotwelve September 11 2010, 03:21:01 UTC

...Shepard?

[But. Shepard. Is a man. What. Clearly, this must be some other Shepard.]

screeee September 11 2010, 03:27:37 UTC

Yes. Is a 'Commander.' Good human mate. [Looks him over. Decides he is not a viable human partner.] Not for you.

eighttotwelve September 11 2010, 03:52:26 UTC

Rest assured, I am not looking for any mate. However, this Commander may be someone I know.

screeee September 11 2010, 04:03:33 UTC

Oh! Is brown-headed. Has foul mouth and guns. Is not wimpy like other human females.

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