York! Have found good female partner for you. Strong, smart. Has guns. Will make very good human-chicks. Should start courting right away. Name is Shepard.
Audio, filtered.savor_last_shotSeptember 11 2010, 19:34:46 UTC
[Poor Garrus. No idea he's being mocked.]
If we ever get the time, maybe we should book one of those hunting trips. You know, relax by blowing away helpless animals with the latest and greatest in weapons technology.
[Because Garrus doesn't like to transmit his relationship details all over the extranet.]
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I doubt it.
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There's more to relationships than genetics.
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She's a little addled. Shellshock maybe.
[She still sounds wholeheartedly amused by this entire thing.]
But, fucking hell, this is just priceless. Right? Right?
[A snicker.]
So are you going to bring me a dead turtle?
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...what about all the dead krogan I bring you?
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Those are...[A pause.] Very nice, but a pain in the ass to store.
But, I suppose killing a Krogan is close enough to killing a turtle. [Restrained 'ffff' of understatement.]
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[Because he'll totally kill one if you want, Shepard.
Well, he'll really kill just about anything on her say so.]
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Something like that.
[She can't stifle the snicker at the idea of Garrus, sniper rifle at the go, on turtle safari.]
They're much harder to find than Krogan.
[Except she's pretty sure Chambers has one in a terrarium somewhere in the crew quarters.]
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If we ever get the time, maybe we should book one of those hunting trips. You know, relax by blowing away helpless animals with the latest and greatest in weapons technology.
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