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[fusrodah]

'--utton to begin broadcast.' What's a broadcast? A spell of some sort?

[There's an elf on your feed, Sacrosanct. And she's glancing back-and-forth between her wearable and a set of sloppily scrawled instructions with the kind of look that says 'I have no idea what's going on here, and I doubt I ever will.']

Bloody mages. [Looking back at the

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[featheryasshole]

Oh for fuck's sake. Elves, seriously?

Can't really help you with the dragon, but if you've got any questions about this place, now's the time to ask.

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[fusrodah]

[That's a ghost.

An orange ghost.

A racist orange hagraven ghost.

Huh.]

Yes. Elves. Is it one of my kin who holds you in thrall, child? I assure you, not all of us are practitioners of the necromantic arts! In fact - when the World Eater is put down, I shall make it a priority to free you.

[SIDEQUEST: SPOTTED.]

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[featheryasshole]

[...]

Yes, that's precisely right. I'm a ghost in the thrall of an evil elf. And I am so grateful to you for that offer, you don't even know.

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[fusrodah]

[Ah! That's more like it!]

As I feared! But soon your torment shall be at an end. Where is your master, young one? I shall end him with all the swiftness and courage of a true Dovahkiin!

[SO PROUD. Please be impressed, Orange Hagraven Ghost Boy Person. Please. It's been a very hard day.]

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[featheryasshole]

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is. And I was actually being sarcastic. I'm not in the thrall of anyone.

[At the moment.]

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[fusrodah]

Oh.

[Not even mad, just disappointed. Every child she's met since arriving in Skyrim has been a little brat, okay, she's used to this.]

Then what tethers you to this world? Unfinished business? Or perhaps an unjust and undeserved end?

[S-sidequest? Pls?]

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[featheryasshole]

I'm not really a ghost, either.

[SORRY, HE ONLY GRANTS SIDEQUESTS TO DAVE if you know what i mean]

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[fusrodah]

[Oh, dear. The poor boy doesn't even know he's dead?]

Of course you aren't a ghost. My mistake, young sir! [Patting his head through the wearable might not work, but she's giving it a bloody good try.] What on Nirn was I thinking?

[...]

Though I suggest you move into the light, should you see one.

[She will send you to Sovngarde, Orange Ghost Hagraven. This is her sidequest whether you like it or not.]

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[featheryasshole]

[Just this face. Forever.]

Did you just try to pat my head.

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[fusrodah]

Would you like me to try harder?

[PAT PAT PAT~]

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[featheryasshole]

You know I'm not actually inside your wearable, right? It's just a video image.

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[fusrodah]

Vid-ee-oh?

[BLINK.]

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[featheryasshole]

Yeah. It's like a picture, but with motion and sound. I'm guessing you don't have it where you come from.

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[fusrodah]

...So you are trapped in a moving painting? Gosh. Your position grows ever more unfortunate! Then if I can free you, you will no longer sppear as a ghost...?

[Taking off the wearable. And turning it around. WITH MORE POKING.]

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[featheryasshole]

I'm not actually inside the image. It's just an image that shows me in real time.

[Good thing he has a lot of patience for infodumping, because he's starting to get the feeling that this will take a long time.]

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[fusrodah]

Er. I see.

[Kind of. Sort of. Only not really.]

Powerful magic indeed! I suppose one must at least appreciate it. Even if the purpose of the enchantment isn't entirely clear!