[video] Thirteenth Morph

[notjelly]

[Guess who's a talking Jack-o-Lantern today?]

Starting right now, I'll be stocking the cafe with pumpkin-flavored everything and assorted fall-flavored goodies! Everything from mulled apple cider to spiced muffins to pumpkin danishes! Also, between now and the first of Hunter's M--erm--November, I'll be offering whole pies for completely free! We'

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[timeturntable]

hold the fucking phone
youre telling me i can get whole pies

for absolutely free

for the entirety of the next week

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[notjelly]

yes!
ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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[timeturntable]

well fuck
looks like youve gained a loyal customer
once youve got this bros brand allegiance youve got it for life

actually no hold up
theres still a choke point
one last obstacle weve got to surpass
ive got faith in you though brosis
we can do this
we can work together for a better future in the pie industry

eggnog pie
y/n

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[notjelly]

that is a huge
gigantic
YES!!!!!

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[timeturntable]

yes

hell
fucking
yes

This is going to be the shittiest or most delicious pie you've ever tasted, and you will love every last second of it.

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[notjelly]

LOL
you like eggnog that much?

[ooc: look what i found~]

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[timeturntable]

hope youre shitting me here
its the most shittastic piece of trash to ever sunk conks
id say imigrants were responsible but fuck
cant bring myself to believe the noble burrito and that piece of shit are from the same place

tldr its godawful and i could live on the stuff

[[ oh my god i hadn't googled in hopes that it didn't existsdfsdfsdf THE HORROR BEGINS ]]

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[notjelly]

LOL LOL
you daves can be very strange!
rather like eggnog myself
it mixes well with things!

[ooc: glorious isn't it? there's eggnog creme brulee too >:D]

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[timeturntable]

things is pretty fucking broad
are we talking like
whiskey
or sour apple and ketchup
plz respond asap science is at stake

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[notjelly]

well in my not so humble opinion
EVERYTHING!
LOL!
everyone has different tastes, you see
why shouldn't sour apple and ketchup and eggnog taste delicious to someone out there?