[video] Thirteenth Morph

[notjelly]

[Guess who's a talking Jack-o-Lantern today?]

Starting right now, I'll be stocking the cafe with pumpkin-flavored everything and assorted fall-flavored goodies! Everything from mulled apple cider to spiced muffins to pumpkin danishes! Also, between now and the first of Hunter's M--erm--November, I'll be offering whole pies for completely free! We'

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[fuckinghubble]

[...Camille is a pumpkin.

[Why is Camille a pumpkin?

[No, Raimi. Don't you even dare think about making any more statements that insinuate eating Camille again.]

Getting into the whole spirit of the fucking holiday, aren't we?

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[notjelly]

Damn right I am! It's the most important holiday, even if I can't have my festival!

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[fuckinghubble]

I can't think of any holiday that I'd deem to be important -- but hey, to each their own.

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[notjelly]

That's because there isn't enough fun in your life!

But don't worry! I'll fix that.

[nobodysfetch]

[ Oh hey, guess Camille was right about the voice being easily identifiable. 8D ]

You didn't tell me you had a cafe! Where is it? I definitely want a pie. And pumpkin everything, because that sounds amazing and I was a little too busy to try it when it was Halloween last year...

[notjelly]

I do! Gosh, should have said that in the first place! Yupperoos, best cafe on the station! Only cafe on the station, well, only proper one. Nothing against robots, but unless you've got a healthy AI in there, there's just no way you can make a proper cuppa or a tasty muffin!

Zone 1, if you want to swing by! [Location ping!]

[nobodysfetch]

I believe it! Not that I've met a lot of robots, but... y'know... robots. They probably don't eat much, so you can't really expect them to know what they're doing with food...

Awesome! See you there! [ Waggles fingers in a wave before switching off the video.

Aaaand before long May's bouncing into the cafe, wearing her human disguise. Does anyone care if she doesn't look human here? Probably not, given Miss Talking Jack-o-Lantern, but it's habit. ]

[notjelly]

Exactly my point!

See you soon, then!

[By the time May arrives, Camille has switched to a black cat wearing a pumpkin on its head. She lifts a paw and waves as May walks in.] Halloooo!

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[originaljoe]

Presents huh?

[Yeah, not even surprised by the pumpkin.]

Hm. There anythin' you'd like in particular?

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[notjelly]

Meee? Oh! Well that's kind of you, Joe, but I don't really need anything.

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[originaljoe]

Ain't that the point a giftgivin' holidays? Givin' someone somethin' when they do the same?

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[notjelly]

Hu hu hu, fine, fine! Alright then. Sugar! I want sugar, all different kinds of sugars. Light brown, dark brown, fine grain, coarse grain...really, just any sort of sugar you can find! If you can find Tiarran Diamond Grade sugar that would be just brilliant, though I highly doubt there's any of that kicking around.

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[timeturntable]

hold the fucking phone
youre telling me i can get whole pies

for absolutely free

for the entirety of the next week

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[notjelly]

yes!
ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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[timeturntable]

well fuck
looks like youve gained a loyal customer
once youve got this bros brand allegiance youve got it for life

actually no hold up
theres still a choke point
one last obstacle weve got to surpass
ive got faith in you though brosis
we can do this
we can work together for a better future in the pie industry

eggnog pie
y/n

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[notjelly]

that is a huge
gigantic
YES!!!!!