One Life To Live

Feb 28, 2004 13:06

A soap opera written and directed by Xandra Nemchik and Rachel Kaufman

ChoXan1: go be on one life to live
ChoXan1: as the pok
SingnPro 16: HAHA
ChoXan1: the new girl in town
SingnPro 16: ill cause poop drama
SingnPro 16: 'FLUSH THE TOILET!"
ChoXan1: haha
ChoXan1: WHY
SingnPro 16: because its fun!
SingnPro 16: haha
ChoXan1: no
ChoXan1: remember
ChoXan1: w-h-i-e-e
ChoXan1: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SingnPro 16: hahahaha
SingnPro 16: wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ChoXan1: the dialouge will go something like this
ChoXan1: Jacob: Pok I love you but...I have something to tell you
ChoXan1: Pok: What? What ? WHAt
ChoXan1: Jacob: You smell like a pok and I am your long lost first cousin so we cannot get married
ChoXan1: Pok: Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SingnPro 16: Pok: "jacob! how could you?!!!
SingnPro 16: Pok: I LOVED YOU!
SingnPro 16: Pok: WHHYYYYYYYYYYY
ChoXan1: hehe
ChoXan1: Jacob: Here have an air freshener
SingnPro 16: Pok: Thank you
ChoXan1: (slams door)
SingnPro 16: HAHAH
SingnPro 16: omg
ChoXan1: (opens door)
SingnPro 16: funniest shit ever
ChoXan1: Jacob: good bye forever
ChoXan1: (slams door again)
ChoXan1: haha
SingnPro 16: HAHAHA
ChoXan1: hella cool
SingnPro 16: Pok: (throws glass at the door)
SingnPro 16: Pok: (continues to advance to the toilet where she will poop some more)
ChoXan1: (holding a drink in hand as she passes out on the toilet)
SingnPro 16: haha
ChoXan1: A Voice: Will pok ever learn that she is stinky? Will she get over her drinking problem? Will Pok and Jacob ever get back together even though they are first cousins?
SingnPro 16: Find out next week on One Life to Live
ChoXan1: HAHA
SingnPro 16: LOL
ChoXan1: I should write scripts for soaps
SingnPro 16: you should
SingnPro 16: that was amazing
SingnPro 16: PERFECT
ChoXan1: thank you
SingnPro 16: brb
SingnPro 16: gotta go pok
ChoXan1: okay
ChoXan1: say hi to javob
ChoXan1: jacob
SingnPro 16: jacob left!
ChoXan1: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SingnPro 16: ....yesss
ChoXan1: A Voice: And for another woman
SingnPro 16: HAHA
ChoXan1: For....(da da daaaa) an older woman
ChoXan1: (Nancy Fitz walks out )
SingnPro 16: hahahahahah
ChoXan1: Nancy: Jacob and I will be married soon
ChoXan1: Pok: but you are already married
ChoXan1: Nancy: I am morman
ChoXan1:
SingnPro 16: HAHA
SingnPro 16: omg
SingnPro 16: you hafta write soap scripts hahahaha
ChoXan1: hehe
SingnPro 16: slap stick soaps
ChoXan1: I think you should put this on Livejournal
SingnPro 16: im going to
SingnPro 16: haha
ChoXan1: Pok: I thought the men married a lot of women
ChoXan1: Nancy: I am in a new religion Nancy Mormanisum
ChoXan1: Pok: A CULT?!!!!!!!
ChoXan1: Jacob: YES A CULT
SingnPro 16: Pok: Jacob!! NOOOOO
ChoXan1: Jacob: Now join us and we will all be married
ChoXan1: Pok: you aren't Jacob you are his evil twin Jason!
SingnPro 16: Pok: NEVER
ChoXan1: Jason: yes it is true
ChoXan1: whahahaha
ChoXan1: Nan&Jas: whahahahaha
SingnPro 16: Pok: how could you?!
ChoXan1: Jason: Jacob was getting too nosy
ChoXan1: Nancy: So we buried him alive
ChoXan1: Pok: noooo
SingnPro 16: Pok: GET OUT!
SingnPro 16: Pok: NOW!
ChoXan1: Nancy: It is too late to save him now
SingnPro 16: Pok: Where is he?!
ChoXan1: Jason: At the grave yard
SingnPro 16: Pok: Oh god. I have to go to the bathroom
ChoXan1: Nancy: I knew she would never get to him because of her problem hahaahaha
SingnPro 16: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SingnPro 16: Pok: I heard that! (runs back and slaps Nancy across the face)
ChoXan1: Nancy: Come on Jason lets get in my bitchmobeil
SingnPro 16: Pok: Where you belong!
ChoXan1: A Voice: Meanwhile back in the graveyard....
ChoXan1: Jacob was struggling for his life
ChoXan1: I mean is
ChoXan1: Jacob: Who will save me now
ChoXan1: ?
ChoXan1: ?
SingnPro 16: Voice: Will Jacob escape? How will Pok get there in time to dig him out of the ground before it's too late?
SingnPro 16: Find out next week on One Life to Live
ChoXan1: YESH
ChoXan1: YES
ChoXan1: I mean
SingnPro 16: HAHA
ChoXan1: Back in the Bitchmobeil
SingnPro 16: haha
SingnPro 16: best soap ever
ChoXan1: Nancy: Lets go to SF I am sure they'll allow you five men merry me
ChoXan1:
SingnPro 16: HAHA
SingnPro 16: omg
ChoXan1: Jason/ Allic/ Sam/ Bradly f./ Tomas: Yes
SingnPro 16: You may now kiss the....
SingnPro 16: groom
SingnPro 16: s
ChoXan1: (all the gay people are cheering)
SingnPro 16: paparazzi everywhere
ChoXan1: Reporter: So tell me about this new nancy mormanisum
ChoXan1: um Nancy
ChoXan1: Nancy: Well I can merry all the men I want and soon when pok saves Jacob he will come too and so will pok
SingnPro 16: hahaha
ChoXan1: Reporter: So you want to merry a girl too?
ChoXan1: Nancy: ummmm, maybe
ChoXan1: Gays: wooo you go girl
ChoXan1: Are you worried about jacob?
SingnPro 16: he's dying!
ChoXan1: Voice: Yes he is, if you don't save him, pok he will die
ChoXan1: !
SingnPro 16: haha
SingnPro 16: Pok: I must get to him!
ChoXan1: (DA DA DAAAA)
ChoXan1: Back at the Graveyard
ChoXan1: (Jacob is passing out he can hardly breath)
SingnPro 16: (he's sweating bullets)
ChoXan1: Jacob: If I can hold on just a little longer
SingnPro 16: Jacob: God Pok. Come on! Come save me.
ChoXan1: (He is so hot he takes his shirt off. His muscles rippling)
SingnPro 16: Jacob: If I could just..push my way....OUT OF HERE....(begins to grasp for air)
ChoXan1: (But he fails to lift his head. He dramaticlly passes out. As the camera is focused on his lifeless body)
SingnPro 16: (Pok comes. She's too late)
SingnPro 16: Pok: Jacob!! Jacob!! Are you alive?!
ChoXan1: passerby: its okay I know cpr
ChoXan1: (she pushes pok away and starts doing cpr
ChoXan1: )
ChoXan1: Jacob: Pok you came
ChoXan1: (he passes out again)
ChoXan1: Passerby: We need to get him to the hospitle STAT!
SingnPro 16: Pok: Hurry!! He's dying!!
SingnPro 16: Pok: He needs air!
ChoXan1: Passerby: I can help with that one! (she begins to give him air. And then starts kissing him)
ChoXan1: Pok: hold it hun
SingnPro 16: Pok: What the hell do you think you're doing?
ChoXan1: Passerby: Giving him air
ChoXan1: ?
ChoXan1: !
ChoXan1:
SingnPro 16: Pok: I don't think so! Get off of him!
SingnPro 16: Pok: Come on Jacob. Hold on to me. I'll get you in the car
ChoXan1: Pok: You aren't really a Dr are you?
SingnPro 16: Pok: You're gonna live. I promise!
ChoXan1: Passerby: no I thought he was hot
SingnPro 16: Pok: Jacob.....marry me!
ChoXan1: Man: He will marry you I know
ChoXan1: I am psychic
SingnPro 16: Jacob: SOMEONE....HELP.....ME
ChoXan1: And I am also seeing if you don't go now he will die
ChoXan1: (pok rushes to the hospital)
SingnPro 16: ...Later at the hospital
ChoXan1: Garrette: I came as soon as I could@
ChoXan1: Pok what happened?
SingnPro 16: Pok: Nancy and Jason tried to bury him alive!
ChoXan1: Garrette: oh my Jacob's evil twin brother Jason? and Nancy Fitzgerald?
ChoXan1: Garrette: Then what?
ChoXan1: (recap...lol)
SingnPro 16: hahaha
SingnPro 16: (Nancy and Jason suddenly appear)
ChoXan1: Nancy: so you thought you would get away did you
ChoXan1: ?
SingnPro 16: Pok: Someone hold her down! She did this!
ChoXan1: (Jason comes from behind pok and hits her over the head and draggs her into the bitchmobeil)
SingnPro 16: Garret: NO!
ChoXan1: (nancy punches Garrette and runs)
SingnPro 16: (Garrette tries to get up. He chases Nancy)
ChoXan1: (the drs surround Garrette as nan and jas escape)
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Let me go Dr.! I have to go after them!
ChoXan1: Dr: are you okay
ChoXan1: Dr: you are bleeding
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Theyre....murderers!
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Yes..as a matter of fact i am
SingnPro 16: Dr.: Bandage?
ChoXan1: EVERYONE: GASP
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Thank you
ChoXan1: Dr2: Go go go
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Thank you Doctor
SingnPro 16: !
ChoXan1: Meanwhile in the Bitchmobeil
ChoXan1: Nancy: Hahaha they will never find us in the old set of batman
SingnPro 16: Pok: (with tape around her mouth) le me go!
ChoXan1: (Just then Jacob storms in)
SingnPro 16: Pok: MMM!! MMMMMM!
ChoXan1: Jacob: LET HER GO!
SingnPro 16: Nancy: NEVER!!
ChoXan1: Jason: she will merry us
ChoXan1: after we brainwash her
SingnPro 16: Jacob: That will never happen!
ChoXan1: Nancy: oh yeah
SingnPro 16: Jacob: yea
ChoXan1: (she flips the switch of the brainwasher)
ChoXan1: Pok: whhhhyyyyyyy
SingnPro 16: Nancy: marry us now!
SingnPro 16: Jacob: Pok nooo!!!!
ChoXan1: (the mayor of SF (brainwashed) walks in and beings the wedding)
SingnPro 16: Nancy: speed it up mayor
ChoXan1: Jacob: No
ChoXan1: Pok: I will
SingnPro 16: (just then...Garrette comes from behind and pushes Nancy to the ground)
SingnPro 16: Jacob: Garrette!!! Oh man am i glad to see you
ChoXan1: Nancy: Garrette! my old lover
SingnPro 16: (Garrette runs to the bitchmobile and tries to turn the brainwash off switch
SingnPro 16: (as Nancy drags him by the foot, he is inches away)
ChoXan1: Jason: Stop him
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Kiss your wedding goodbye!
SingnPro 16: (he flips the off switch)
ChoXan1: Nancy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
ChoXan1: Jason: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
ChoXan1: Pok: whats going on
SingnPro 16: Garrette: Mayor! Arrest these two
SingnPro 16: Jacob: Everything is going to be okay pok
ChoXan1: Mayor: okay
SingnPro 16: Jacob: You're safe with me now
ChoXan1: Mayor: while I'm here why don't you two get married?
SingnPro 16: Pok: Oh jacob..say you will!
ChoXan1: Jacob: yes pok I will (he sprays some air freshener on her)
ChoXan1: The end
SingnPro 16: HAHA
SingnPro 16: omg
SingnPro 16: best soap ever
ChoXan1: yep
ChoXan1: that was like a real show
SingnPro 16: that's going straight to my lifejournal!
SingnPro 16: i know haha
ChoXan1: hehe
ChoXan1: it took a full hour
ChoXan1: hehe
SingnPro 16: hehehe

...and the soap will continue next week on One Life to Live
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