A letter to Mother Nature
I posted this on my FB account on Friday, and though I should post it here as well.
Dear Mother Nature,
It has come to our attention that you have been performing very poorly this year. We've been informed that you are focusing your attention on some areas while neglecting others. The latest complaint came yesterday. The complaint stated that you couldn't decide which job to perform and, therefore, tried to do several at the same time. This resulted in very sloppy work. This is your written notice to improve yourself and to do your work properly. We would also like to remind you that Spring is due in one month. We expect you to have it done by the due date.
The Management
Dear Mother Nature,
It has come to our attention that you have been performing very poorly this year. We've been informed that you are focusing your attention on some areas while neglecting others. The latest complaint came yesterday. The complaint stated that you couldn't decide which job to perform and, therefore, tried to do several at the same time. This resulted in very sloppy work. This is your written notice to improve yourself and to do your work properly. We would also like to remind you that Spring is due in one month. We expect you to have it done by the due date.
The Management