Another Gibbs-worthy gem from
http://notalwaysright.com Call center | New Zealand
(The customer is having difficulty with our website. One of the common reasons is using an incompatible browser.)
Me: “Okay, maybe it’s a problem with your browser. What web browser are you using?”
Customer: “Mozzarella filofax.”
Since I'm also using Mozzarella filofax, this is twice as funny. Hee. (And now I'm craving a huge plate of fresh tomatoes with mozzarella and basil...)