My pupils are two different sizes!
Well, they are. It looks really freaky. Yeah, I had an eye appointment today, and got my eyes dilated. My eyes haven't changed in two years -- still -1.50 in the right eye and an amazing -5.25 in the left eye. I used to be 20/20 in my right eye, so my glasses prescription was really uneven then -- clear in one eye and face-distortingly thick in the other.
We forgot to bring dark glasses, so that meant that while we were out at SF City Hall getting copies of our birth certificates (because, you know, nice things to have), I was wearing the stupid black shade things they gave us and doing my best Oilien impersonation, only without the whole radiation emission bit.
Why does the cashier of the Office of Vital Records and Statistics have a tray that reads INCOMING X-FILE and a copy of Gray's Anatomy on the shelf? Weirdness.
We forgot to bring dark glasses, so that meant that while we were out at SF City Hall getting copies of our birth certificates (because, you know, nice things to have), I was wearing the stupid black shade things they gave us and doing my best Oilien impersonation, only without the whole radiation emission bit.
Why does the cashier of the Office of Vital Records and Statistics have a tray that reads INCOMING X-FILE and a copy of Gray's Anatomy on the shelf? Weirdness.