half a lease to go

Feb 18, 2006 21:23

reasons not to live at fountainhead:

- their pest control includes double sided tape and a steel wool recommendation. (mice hate that stuff. just spread it around your place, they won't be comin back)

- the building manager will post a note on the door to the laundry room saying that every single dryer is broken 2 minutes after your 3 washes have finished. he will then shrug and inform you that it ain't his problem.

- half the lights in your hall are burnt out. this could be a benefit if you love trashy motel auras.

i would like out, please.
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