The Cadelio Legacy 10.1
60 pictures + your recommended daily allowance of language and n00dz.
Kipp went to the mirror to change her appearance, and Catrina jumped out at her. That's gotta hurt, being scared half to death when you look in the mirror! Catrina 1, Teenage Girl's Self-Confidence, 0.
I was getting pretty antsy, so I decided to just grow the girls up. Here's Charah, who still never really grew into her face, if you ask me.
Kipp! That's a nice old-lady nightgown you've got on there, girly.
And your gen 9 heir, Claudia Cadelio.
Much like her father, Claudia loves to primp...
...And watch her grandparents have sexy tiem, which is something Clark is guilty of as well.
Charah and Kipp were on their way shortly after, with no one even so much as bothering them to walk them to the cab.
Tiffany: I know I'm supposed to hate the bastard, but that thinking cap makes him look so damn irresistible!
Claudia: Magic Palm-Sized Disco Ball, how is that I managed to grow up into an entirely non-fugly wardrobe?
(Seriously, I let her keep the whole thing!)
Although, this was what she chose as her "everyday" outfit...
...And this was her outerwear outfit, so I did switch those two around.
Claudia's cheesy smile and squinty eyes seem to be working wonders on Mr. Fireman, whose name is Brandon.
However, he DOES NOT APPROVE of the fact that she is unemployed, that lazy-ass skank. It's not her fault, Brand! The science career hasn't come up in the rotation yet!
Look, their lips line up perfectly! Claudia, your dad would be so proud!
Brandon: Are these sheets 100% cotton? I have allergies.
Whatever the sheets were made of, it didn't stop these two from getting jingles on the first try!
Claudia: Oh, God, OF COURSE Great-Gram had to do this when I have a friend over! I'm so embarrassed!
Here's what Brandon looks like without the helmet, in case you were wondering.
Friend?! I really don't think great-grandchild is so far removed that the game shouldn't recognize it.
Oops. Sorry, Mark. Fuck you life, I know.
Father may be a big fat failure, but at least is son his getting somewhere.
C'mon, Claudia, you can make a nicer portrait face than that!
Claudia sits down for a sandwich, only to be interrupted by the ghost of who the hell cares.
Notice how there's no sandwich in front of her? That's because that bastard in the picture stole it right from under her nose while she was distracted by the ghost. Thieeeef!
Mark grows up. (Badly, of course.)
Aww, that's so pathetic, I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
Something tells me that fire extinguisher or whatever it is on Brandon's back isn't great for his posture.
The ghosts are awfully active tonight. Claudia gets another scaring, which ends in her peeing herself. See that chair-like thing right next to you, sweetie? It's called a toilet. USE IT.
Someone who's invited to spend the night finally (for once) gets some sleep and therefore doesn't leave in an angry, exhausted huff the next morning. Granted, he slept in one of the girls' old bunk beds, but it's better than nothing.
Aww, see, Claudia? I knew you could smile pretty!
And not a moment too soon! Not smilin' now, are we?
After rejecting her initial offer to move in, Brandon accepts when her learns Claudia might be knocked up.
Brandon: Dammmn yoooou, abstinence-only education!! *shakes fist*
Brandon Bush
Family / Popularity
LTW: Have 6 Grandchildren
OTH: Arts & Crafts
0 Sloppy / 8 Outgoing / 2 Lazy / 7 Playful / 8 Nice
Turn-ons/off: Fatness & charismatic / Unemployed
While planting seeds in the garden, Claudia confirms that Brandon has indeed planted a seed of his own.
Claudia: Aww, he thinks my belly is cute!
Brandon: Oh, God, she's gonna get SO fat! Her stomach will probably come all the way out to here!
Work Friend: You know what this place really needs? An old, grey-haired fart in a cheap suit. Heeey, I'm an old, grey-haired fart in a cheap suit! Pleeeeeease? I want so badly to belong and not die alone and unloved!
Cordelia: Well, if I kill you, you technically won't be alone when you die...
Brandon: I can't believe you employ eight-year-old girls in your sweatshop, you evil-hearted motherfucker!
Clark: Nooo, kid, that's my boss! I need a raise!
Brandon: Heeey, old man! Nice pajamas!
Double pink dust? Hopefully that doesn't mean double BBs.
Brandon: You know, I read somewhere that this is just all a game to someone. Our lives, our every move, controlled and contorted by someone for their own amusement. Crazy talk, I know!
Autonomous father/daughter hug! Aww.
...And the moment is gone.
Clark: C'mon, now, everyone! Put yo hands in the air, wave 'em like ya just don't care!
Claudia: Brandon, you knocked me up, so you'd kind of be a douchebag if you didn't marry me. Whaddya say?
He accepts, but Clark and Cordelia are too wrapped up in the hilarious story of the time Emily got struck by lightning to notice.
Brandon: Daaamn, her grandmother is fine! And in a lot better shape, too!
I figured I should distract Brandon with another shiny object before he went off and did anything stupid with Cordelia...
Besides, she's already got her hands full with the man she's got.
Brandon looks like he has a baby bump, too, thanks to a sparkly cheezburger.
Magic shower, that's your cue!
Clark: Dammit, Claudia! I just had this floor waxed, and now you're gonna get placenta ALL OVER IT!
Clark: At least I don't have to worry if this one's mine! Babies are so much cuter when there's no chance you're the father!
It's a boy, Doogie. (See, tamswitter, I told ya I'd name one of them "Doogie" for you!) He's got blue eyes and brown hair.
According to the Legacy Challenge website, you can finish a legacy just by reaching the 10th generation. Not that I've played by the rules, anyway, but I figured I'd just grow little Doogie up and see how he turns out.
Ugly hair begone, plzkthx. His hair kind of looks red there, but it's really brown, I assure you.
Boyhood Doogie.
Teenage!Doogie.
Doogie Cadelio
Knowledge / Wealth
LTW: Become Criminal Mastermind
OTH: Fitness
1 Sloppy / 10 Outgoing / 9 Active / 7 Playful / 8 Nice
Turn-ons/off: Make-up & charismatic / Custom hair
I told Cordelia to paint his portrait, but of course that couldn't happen before a final visit from the ghost of our founder, Emilio!
Let's take a look back at the legacy. Gens 1-5: (Elder) Emilio, Lea, Emmy, Caden, and Catrina.
And gens 6-10: Cash, Cordelia, Clark, Claudia, and finally, Doogie!
So, that's it! I've had a lot of fun doing this, and I really appreciate everyone who's read and commented. I wanted to do a Sims 3 legacy, as I'm seeing some really awesome ones out there, but as much as I try, the game just isn't growing on me. I'll probably do another Sims 2 legacy, though, so keep an eye out for that. Also, I finally got a resource post up, if you're interested. Thanks so much, guys!