The Sherwood Legacy 2.1
Warning: Language, pranks, and babies. So many babies.
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2.0
It seems that, everyday is "make Veronica wanna beat the living fuck out of you" day with my computer DX it messed up the Sherwood's with its whole "corrupt" thing :P It makes the famliy unplayable for no reason. The family picture in main menu is replaced by 3 outlines of like, stick figures, and when I click the play family button, it loads really fast and gives me this whole "Error: Please restart the application" shit. So I do, and it doesn't work XP SOOO I had to recreate the Sherwood's to the best of my ability. And my ability sucks.
The beginning of this update is basically me, trying to get the Sherwood's back on their feet. And you know what sucks? Maggie and Bender no longer exist
DX I am going to set my laptop on fire. I cannot survive without Maggie :(
Weeeell, this update is pretty long, so let's get on with it.
Here is the new Liana. She looks pretty much the same, except her eye color may be different.
The new Spencer, who looks like he just saw something really awful.
Tegan, who also looks like she saw something bad.
Aaaaand Aidan, who looks kinda crazy.
Here is the house. I tried to make it as close to the original as possible. But some parts of the house are better, and some are worse.
Tegan goes and joins after school ballet again :P
I get Liana pregnant again, as well.
Aidan gets skillin again
Spencer goes and gets his job. Again.
Tegan attempts childhood enjoyment without Maggie :(
Spencer is back to failing on the treadmill.
Spencer: This memory sucks.
Tegan plays dress up..... and this just might get my through the loss of Maggie.
Tegan: *struts*
Tegan: "Here ye, here ye my peasants! You all suck, and I ROCK! I shall rule you from the comfort of my palace!"
Aidan: "I do not like pooping. I do not like it one bit."
Tegan: *high on sparkle*
Tegan got the want to set five booby traps. First the toilet...
The the shower....
And she was setting one for the sink, except....
She got caught.
Spencer: "Holy shit!"
Spencer: "You little dipshit! That could have gotten someone WET" *gasp!*
Tegan: "Well, dad, that was the point."
Spencer: *rawr*
Tegan: "Geez, take a friggin chill pill"
Tegan: "Moooooom! I think dad is going to hurt me!"
Liana: "Honey, this is mommy's art time."
Spencer told Tegan that to get on his good side she would have to help around the house, and I'm like "Nah, too lazy." So I had Tegan beg for forgivness instead.
Spencer: *ponders*
Spencer will apparently let her off the hook... this time O.o
Tegan: "OMG thanks dad! I'll never do it again!"
Tegan: *does it again*
Liana barfs in the toilet.....
They always say the criminal hangs around the scene of the crime.....
Liana: "OH SHITTT!"
Tegan: "Eww."
Liana: "ICK! POOP!"
Liana: "WTF bitch??"
Tegan: "STFU, I need to pee!"
Liana: "I am covered in SHHHHIT!"
Tegan: "That sucks, please don't hurt me."
Tegan: "Whoa there, try not to infect anyone else with the poop water!"
Oh dear.
Just a regular morning in the Sherwood household.
Meanwhile...
Aidan: *innocence*
Tegan once again begs for forgiveness.
And is once again let off the hook.
She then reset the two traps.
Moral of the story: Don't yell at Tegan, and don't use her bathroom.
:)♥
Spencer: *glarbgurgleglaahh chokes on poop water*
*sigh*
Liana: "Ewww, why are the eating the food I made you! It has to be infected!"
Liana: "Honey, I make the worst food ever. Never eat my food. There is probably rat poison in there. "
Liana: "Now, finish your dinner."
Tegan: "I do not like homework."
Spencer: "I'm so hot, *hums*
Spencer: "This doesn't feel right..."
Spencer: "Is it..... IT IS!
Spencer: "NO! My loveliness!"
Spencer: "NOOOOOOOOO!" *cry*
Spencer: *fixes problem*
These guys still love eachother ♥
A lot.
Tegan: *fails*
Aidan: *wins*
Preggers(:
Labor(:
Tegan: "OHMIGOD WTF IS THAT???"
Spencer: "ohgodohgodohgodohgodOHGOD!
Tegan: "WHAT IS THAT SHIT??
Spencer: "I can't watch!"
Liana: "STFU and take me to the hospital."
Meet Lyndon ♥ She is a dreadfully evil artist who loves spiceberry, mac and cheese, and roots. Her sign is aquarius.
She got an imaginary friend!!!!!!!! eskgreuigvbiegbverb :D
Aidan: "I like your shoes."
Aidan: "And that light on your head! It's, well, just plain stylish!"
Aidan: "Wanna be friends?"
Annie: ....
Aidan: "Ok, I get it." *sad*
The Sherwood's now possess a video camara and a disk holder! AND now they only possess about $387
Liana takes a video of Aidan, and enjoys watching it. Over and over and over again.
This *cough* HOT kid came home with Tegan.....
But she ignores him a persists to play pretend while Aidan poops in the background.
Her friend joins her, but looks terrified to be Tegan's prince to her princess.
This is SUPER adorable.
Spencer reads Tegan to sleep.
The adorable. It hurts.
Tegan: "I'm having fun."
Tegan: "Yes, fun."
Maggie, this would be a good time for you to get here.
That awkward moment when your husband never changes out of his athletic wear.
Spencer: "OH JESUS!"
Spencer: "Shit, I'm crushing my brain!"
I wasn't aware you had one.....
Tegan went on a field trip!
Lyndon grew up!
She is very cute, and got the hat Tegan had.
Spencer: *reads blah blah*
Aidan: "I'm hotter than my dad..."
:D
Babies.
Skillin ;)
Lyndon (who I might nickname Lou): "LIGHT."
♥
Bus: *attempts to kill children*
Tegan shows of her ballet skill
Aidan burfday times!
Aidan: "Bleee SPARKLES!"
Aidan, who is pretty cute. He rolled the trait rebellious. Although, he doesn't look very threatening.
Tegan: "And the pirates were doomed to sail the ocean for eternity!"
Aidan: "OH GOD! Noooooo!"
Tegan now has someone on the other side of the see-saw!
Liana: "Can you say loaded?"
Lyndon: "Loaded!"
Liana: "Yup, and you should never divorce a loaded man."
Liana: "Just pack up all the money and leave!"
Tegan throws a slumber paty!
Looks like a party! Everyone is having fun(:
Except Tegan, who sits inside and does her homework.
Glowin treehouse! This became the hotspot, and pretty much every kid was inside.
Sleeping bag fun times!
:)
Aidan: "DEAR GOD!"
Spencer: "Labor? AGAIN?"
Spencer: "So anyways, I was like, oh no you didn't! And he was like oh yes I did!"
Aidan: "Fascinating!"
I decide to have Liana have a home birth, since they have to watch all of Tegan's friends.
Liana: "ZOMG sparkles!"
This is Emma, another girl. She is insane and absent-minded (a great combo). I didn't exactly write down her favorites.....
And this is Kim, yet another girl :) twins! She is grumpy and a heavy-sleeper. I didn't write her favorites down either :P They will be in the next update.
With the little money we had left, I expanded the nursery and added a childrens bedroom.
Aidan: "ROAR!!!!" *fierce*
Aidan: "Rawr! I am even worse then a mammoth!"
Spencer and Liana go on a movie date because Liana was stir crazy because they love eachother, of course!
This cuteness reminded me that both of the twins failed to receive imaginary friends :(
Because every horrid dinosaur loves to ride a pink horse every now and then!
Kaylynn is pretty much Tegan's best friend. Too bad she's a raging whore.
Tegan: "This is my block."
Tegan goes on a submarine adventure :)
And Spencer falls for Aidans whoopee cushion prank.
Spencer: "WTF?"
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Well thanks for reading! Sorry if this update wasn't very interesting.... but now the Sherwoods are back to normal! I am doing all I can to back them up, so hopefully this won't happen again. Thanks for reading!