Pwnful Pierces: 2 point 5
Warnings Censored nudity, underaged woohoo, adult references, probably lame commentary. x_x
As soon as she gets home from work, Lindsay looks for puddles to splash in. It is a miracle she hasn't been struck by lightning, seeing as it storms all spring and summer.
Birthday for Paco! This is the first time I've played a sim to adulthood without sending them to college since I got uni. Except for a one of those plant babies that goes straight from toddler to adult.
Going somewhere, Paco?
Lindsay needed someone else to noogie, now that Paco is too old. XD
And here's Paco in all his adult glory! He won the heir poll, so whoo! Say hi to the heir!
This is Leila. Hopefully, barring any massive disasters, she will be Paco's wifey.
Ahem. You have known her, what? A grand total of ten minutes? And I mean ten of YOUR minutes?
Oh, YES. Leila will fit in NICELY.
I was playing with posing hacks, and doesn't Lindsay look like a girl who just found out she's pregnant?
BEES.
The twins went to college (Caitlin had the want and I couldn't send her without Erika!), and now new house time! The other house was strangely buggy. :(
Graves are/will be under the trees in the corner.
Downstairs. Hall, living room, main bedroom, nursery (which is currently Latonya's room), kitchen/dining, and bathroom. And yes, that is the lot debugger. That hack is so awesome. Has kept my game from going BOOM more then once.
Upstairs! Long room that can be kiddie rooms, but now is a very large room for Jessica. And what will be a skilling room once they have some money. They literally had $79 when I was done building. XD But then the next day, Jessica got $50,000 from a chance card. XD
Lindsay breaks in the new house in her way. ;)
As do Jessica and Latonya. :D
Since we don't have money for both a TV and exercise equipment, Paco has to get his body points the old fashioned way.
Latonya brought Rosa home from school! I love Rosa.
Aren't they just adorable?
Only a day or two in the new house, and it's growing up time for Lindsay.
Lindsay: Oh, yeah. :D
Discussion of lube is the PERFECT way to welcome your sister into adulthood, Paco. x_x
This is COMPLETELY inappropriate. D: D: D:
Adult!Lindsay. I kinda wish she was heir, since she's already 140 sandwiches into her LTW. :(
Nooooooo! I do not approve!
And I declared that Roland will get old with her. MUAHAHAHHAAHA.
Old!Roland.
And Old!Jessica! Aw, she's a cute elder! (and I want ceilings so baddddd, the lack just spoils pics like this. :P)
Lindsay: Don't be fooled by those food pyramid lies! Just look at me! I live on cheese and bread and butter and I've got as nice a figure and complexion as you could ask for!
o_0 why are you in Paco's bed?
Lindsay: Now I know you're a tree, and live on sun and water and all that, but I just HAVE to tell you about the sandwich I had today. It was HEAVENLY.
Paco: I can has food plz?
Your sister is serving the pancakes. Patience.
D: D: D:
There are so many things wrong with this. She is a TEENAGER. And that is your MOTHER'S bed.
Jessica ignored Latonya when she was a baby/toddler, but she's devoted to the kid now that she's old. <3
It is taking FOREVER to get Leila and Paco's relationship up. :P
What, what??
Oh. Paco, your teenaged girlfriend is mad at you.
Paco: I care?
This pic? Seriously adorable. <3 <3 <3
FINALLY.
I know she isn't heir, but I love her heaps and I don't want her to move out quite yet.
He isn't your dad? But I guess, since Davey died before Latonya was born, and Paco was a teenager, he's the only father figure she's ever known?
Last look at the cute that is child Latonya!
And Connor/Confused Boy is growing up too!
Oh, wow. PRETTY.
HOT. I made good call, growing him up, y/n?
And now wedding time!
LOL, beautiful formal wear, Leila. XD
Lindsay: My brother is getting married. I approve. *claps*
Jessica and Roland: *snog*
Latonya and Connor: *snog*
The couple: *eat cake*
Leila gets to know the other women in the family.
Not. Your. Bed.
Oh. So that is why the newlyweds are in the groom's mom's bed. EWWW.
Ow? Taking the "become one flesh" thing literally, are we?
And now Lindsay is finally moving out. :(
Hehehehe.
....Young Connor has supersperm, doesn't he?
And this time I'm sure it is a baby, as I know I heard babybells with these two!
Yeah, pregnant. :P
Pops x 2!
I LOVE this maternity outfit. <3
Pregnant me!sim! I live in a little house and am happily married to Thyme Knight. XD
I'm warning you. There are really a lot of cute pregnant Latonya shots. :D She's one of the cutest pregnant sims I've had.
Pregnancy spam!
This last picture is my favorite. One of the prettiest pics I can remember taking.
LTW for Leila! Oh, yeah. She's a knowledge sim, and her LTW was to become a criminal mastermind. And was amazingly already in that track, and pretty high up!
And Pop! She's...4? hours ahead of Latonya, but she was at work when her pop was due.
Hehehehe.
<3 <3 <3
Now that Cate (teenage girlfriend) hates him and steals the newspaper every day, they are a devoted couple.
WHOOT GENERATION THREE IS COMING!
Latonya: I'm going to have to do this? WHY DIDN'T I MAKE THAT STUPID BOY WEAR A CONDOM????
Say hi to Jinanne! A girl with all her mommy's coloring.
And the pass off.
And a boy! Willy, with an in-between skin, brown eyes, and black hair.
Latonya: *practices on her niece*
Latonya: Uh, mom? Can you stop? I feel funny.
Sun: *comes up*
Latonya: *gives birth*
And it is a boy! Sebastian! He has all his daddy's genetics, red hair, green eyes, and pale skin.
And that's it for now! Toddlers next time!
As soon as she gets home from work, Lindsay looks for puddles to splash in. It is a miracle she hasn't been struck by lightning, seeing as it storms all spring and summer.
Birthday for Paco! This is the first time I've played a sim to adulthood without sending them to college since I got uni. Except for a one of those plant babies that goes straight from toddler to adult.
Going somewhere, Paco?
Lindsay needed someone else to noogie, now that Paco is too old. XD
And here's Paco in all his adult glory! He won the heir poll, so whoo! Say hi to the heir!
This is Leila. Hopefully, barring any massive disasters, she will be Paco's wifey.
Ahem. You have known her, what? A grand total of ten minutes? And I mean ten of YOUR minutes?
Oh, YES. Leila will fit in NICELY.
I was playing with posing hacks, and doesn't Lindsay look like a girl who just found out she's pregnant?
BEES.
The twins went to college (Caitlin had the want and I couldn't send her without Erika!), and now new house time! The other house was strangely buggy. :(
Graves are/will be under the trees in the corner.
Downstairs. Hall, living room, main bedroom, nursery (which is currently Latonya's room), kitchen/dining, and bathroom. And yes, that is the lot debugger. That hack is so awesome. Has kept my game from going BOOM more then once.
Upstairs! Long room that can be kiddie rooms, but now is a very large room for Jessica. And what will be a skilling room once they have some money. They literally had $79 when I was done building. XD But then the next day, Jessica got $50,000 from a chance card. XD
Lindsay breaks in the new house in her way. ;)
As do Jessica and Latonya. :D
Since we don't have money for both a TV and exercise equipment, Paco has to get his body points the old fashioned way.
Latonya brought Rosa home from school! I love Rosa.
Aren't they just adorable?
Only a day or two in the new house, and it's growing up time for Lindsay.
Lindsay: Oh, yeah. :D
Discussion of lube is the PERFECT way to welcome your sister into adulthood, Paco. x_x
This is COMPLETELY inappropriate. D: D: D:
Adult!Lindsay. I kinda wish she was heir, since she's already 140 sandwiches into her LTW. :(
Nooooooo! I do not approve!
And I declared that Roland will get old with her. MUAHAHAHHAAHA.
Old!Roland.
And Old!Jessica! Aw, she's a cute elder! (and I want ceilings so baddddd, the lack just spoils pics like this. :P)
Lindsay: Don't be fooled by those food pyramid lies! Just look at me! I live on cheese and bread and butter and I've got as nice a figure and complexion as you could ask for!
o_0 why are you in Paco's bed?
Lindsay: Now I know you're a tree, and live on sun and water and all that, but I just HAVE to tell you about the sandwich I had today. It was HEAVENLY.
Paco: I can has food plz?
Your sister is serving the pancakes. Patience.
D: D: D:
There are so many things wrong with this. She is a TEENAGER. And that is your MOTHER'S bed.
Jessica ignored Latonya when she was a baby/toddler, but she's devoted to the kid now that she's old. <3
It is taking FOREVER to get Leila and Paco's relationship up. :P
What, what??
Oh. Paco, your teenaged girlfriend is mad at you.
Paco: I care?
This pic? Seriously adorable. <3 <3 <3
FINALLY.
I know she isn't heir, but I love her heaps and I don't want her to move out quite yet.
He isn't your dad? But I guess, since Davey died before Latonya was born, and Paco was a teenager, he's the only father figure she's ever known?
Last look at the cute that is child Latonya!
And Connor/Confused Boy is growing up too!
Oh, wow. PRETTY.
HOT. I made good call, growing him up, y/n?
And now wedding time!
LOL, beautiful formal wear, Leila. XD
Lindsay: My brother is getting married. I approve. *claps*
Jessica and Roland: *snog*
Latonya and Connor: *snog*
The couple: *eat cake*
Leila gets to know the other women in the family.
Not. Your. Bed.
Oh. So that is why the newlyweds are in the groom's mom's bed. EWWW.
Ow? Taking the "become one flesh" thing literally, are we?
And now Lindsay is finally moving out. :(
Hehehehe.
....Young Connor has supersperm, doesn't he?
And this time I'm sure it is a baby, as I know I heard babybells with these two!
Yeah, pregnant. :P
Pops x 2!
I LOVE this maternity outfit. <3
Pregnant me!sim! I live in a little house and am happily married to Thyme Knight. XD
I'm warning you. There are really a lot of cute pregnant Latonya shots. :D She's one of the cutest pregnant sims I've had.
Pregnancy spam!
This last picture is my favorite. One of the prettiest pics I can remember taking.
LTW for Leila! Oh, yeah. She's a knowledge sim, and her LTW was to become a criminal mastermind. And was amazingly already in that track, and pretty high up!
And Pop! She's...4? hours ahead of Latonya, but she was at work when her pop was due.
Hehehehe.
<3 <3 <3
Now that Cate (teenage girlfriend) hates him and steals the newspaper every day, they are a devoted couple.
WHOOT GENERATION THREE IS COMING!
Latonya: I'm going to have to do this? WHY DIDN'T I MAKE THAT STUPID BOY WEAR A CONDOM????
Say hi to Jinanne! A girl with all her mommy's coloring.
And the pass off.
And a boy! Willy, with an in-between skin, brown eyes, and black hair.
Latonya: *practices on her niece*
Latonya: Uh, mom? Can you stop? I feel funny.
Sun: *comes up*
Latonya: *gives birth*
And it is a boy! Sebastian! He has all his daddy's genetics, red hair, green eyes, and pale skin.
And that's it for now! Toddlers next time!