The Tudor Legacy Generation 1.7
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Two things that my Sims do ALL THE TIME:
Echo: Heyyyy!
All of them do this, not just Echo.
Sapphire: HI SIS! :D
Now, THIS they don't do all the time. But when they do, OMFG. Sometimes I wish I had incest hacks, just to see what my crazy-ass Sims would do.
Speaking of incest. *facepalm*
She got a little mini-makeover - new hair. This is actually her Outerwear.
Why do Sims do this? So annoying.
!!!! yes OMG awesome!
Vampire in this legacy? Hell yes.
Already? I love the Wishing Well. (They have three bolts, BTW.)
Well, why not?
Contessa Lydia kept running around (kind of like members of Greek houses do when you try to join one?), so they get engaged in some creepy dormie's room.
Contessa Lydia: OMG OMG!!!!
Contessa Lydia: Aww it's beautiful!
Contessa Lydia: Thank you baby!!
Dormie: *stalk*
Well duh, of course.
Uh-oh... FakeIndianGuy, I'd be scared. You don't want to make a vampire angry!
Well, you know what happens next!
Ruby: Hey baby, I'd like to raise your flag.
Contessa Lydia: Heh, I get it. *wink*
Ruby: (+3,500)
LMAO
I love their smiles afterwards :)
It just doesn't have the same effect when you're wearing underwear...
Contessa Lydia: Heh heh. I want to eat out with Ruby. Get it?
Awwwhhh how cute is that upper left pic?? SO CUTE! <3
OMFG she's a bat she's bat LOOK LOOK SHE'S A BAT how cool is that!!!! SHE'S A FUCKIN BAT.
But....
WTF is THAT? :/
It's like a red bat-penis plumbbob. O_O
Dormie: Ohmigod, maaaan, I'm so cool, I saw The Shins in concert last night. I was rockin out! *peace sign* They were aaaawesome.
Contessa Lydia: Uh... huh.
Dormie: And their lyrics are like SO DEEP, MAN! I'M SO INDIE! LOOK AT HOW INDIE I AM!!!11
Alternative!Dormie: THIS ISNT REALLY A SUN TATTOO ITS A FUCKING SNOWFLAKE LOLOLOL
Contessa Lydia: Jesus Christ. This is why vampires don't go to college.
Contessa Lydia: Listen, you moron. SHUT. UP. Or I'll bite you.
Contessa Lydia: AND YOUR TATTOO SUCKS. Damn, I'm outta here.
<3 her vampireness <3
Contessa Lydia: Well, that was a great booty call! :D
BAHAHA non-regal outerwear!
What good little Simmies! Working hard, so I can cheat them through to graduate from college!
Meanwhile, during her sister's date
Sapphire is playing with her *adorable* squeeze, Juan.
I kept hearing the ~lurrrve~ sound while I was playing Ruby upstairs, but I wasn't sure what it was. It was Sapphire falling in love with Juan!!
Again - well, why not?
Sapphire: Will you marry me?
Contessa Lydia: Now, I know want to make out in this Photo Booth. If only I could find the way in...
~suspense
Yes!
Awww!!!
Juan: Daaaamn, your sister's hot.
NO. NOT GOOD!
Ruby: Okay, let's try this again. Honey, the way in is over here.
Contessa Lydia: Over where?
Sapphire and Juan: *good memories*
[adorable fishtank spam]
Sapphire: RAWRRRRR
O_O
Sapphire: CHOMP CHOMP, I'M A SHARK!
Juan: My girlfriend is not crazy. :)
Sapphire: PEEK-A-BOO!!
Sapphire: GLUG GLUG I'M A FISH!
PLAYFUL POINTS LOVE. And as you can see, they are clearly made for each other XD
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Storytime.
Somewhat tired of college and wanting to move on with the Legacy, I moved the three eldest siblings (Echo, Sapphire, and Ruby) out into a new dorm so that I could play through faster. After much contemplation, I decided to go with just Ruby as heir, instead of both Ruby and Sapphire. Ruby is pushing me out of my typical Sims playing box (lesbian with a vampire spouse? Yes please) and there will be fewer people in the house to keep track of. I love the others far too much to stop playing them entirely, so I pretty much guarantee a Spares update :D
And so, Ruby, I do officially declare thee:
In the new dorm:
Ruby continues her lesbian conquest of the world. (Also, hairstyle change AGAIN)
Also, I'm pretty sure that Sim is lying. Someone's made out with her before.
Echo: ...is there lesbian sexytimes going on in my room?
Yes, Echo. Yes there is.
Now you, ma'am. I know you're lying!
Ruby: UM, EXCUSE ME! I CAN'T WOOHOO ON THIS BED BECAUSE I'M STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
Ruby: Oh no, don't listen to the SimGod. I swear, you're my first.
Those hearts are from Ruby, by the way.
Ruby is really scary good at wooing people. I don't think she's ever met this girl before, but she got her to fall in love with her almost immediately.
Ruby: Yesss. Your kisses let me feast upon your human soul.
Uhhh... Ruby?
By the way, all this is happening while her previous lover is in the room.
Ruby: *stares at naughty bits* Yesss... sleep with me... and I shall feast upon your soul FOREVER....
Dormie: What was that?
Ruby: Oh, nothing. *half-wink*
Note the engagement ring. Ruby, you dirty rotten cheater!
Sapphire: "Given the p-value of p=.04, we can see that there is statistically significant evidence..." hey, do you hear something? Bedsprings squeaking, perhaps? Huh. I guess Ruby must be jumping on the bed.
Ruby: Gotta get these nudie pictures up on Facebook!
Ruby: Uh-oh.
Sapphire: Hey, sis? I just finished my term paper. Where ya going? Sis?
Ruby: I, uh... hold on. I'll be right back.
Ruby: Why is this booth a-rockin', but I'm not in it?
Yes. Both of Ruby's lovers just autonomously Woohooed in the photo booth. And they all seem to enjoy that fact. WTF?
Dormie: Hey Ruby, we used that dildo you recommended -
Dormie: And it was GREAT! I had this like HUGE ORGASM. It like COULD NOT BE EXPLAINED BY MATH, BECAUSE IT WAS THAT HUGE.
Ruby: Hey, great job! Glad to hear it!
Matching panties = love
So yeah, everybody graduated because I cheated
Christine and Taylor arrive for the graduation party, and immediately go to Woohoo in the photo booth...
...so Sapphire and Juan promptly follow their example. First of all, great parenting, guys. Second of all - Ugh, just thinking about it makes me want to take a shower in Purell!
All right, let's see what these kids look like!
Adult Ruby has excellent matching skills...
And looks exactly the same.
OH MY GOD SAPPHIRE I'M MAKING YOU KEEP THOSE CLOTHES YOU CRAZY GO-GO DANCER YOU <3
Also exactly the same. She has a weird nose. Good call on Ruby, readers.
(The rest of the Tudors are still on campus)
THAT'S IT!
And now you're all caught up, too. Yay! :D
Comments are welcomed!