One more quiz before a real update...stolen from Jess
1. My roommate once: jerked off in the top bunk while he thought I was asleep below him in the bottom bunk (I'll give you a hint...it WASN'T Parker or Scotty)
2. Never in my life have I: been in love.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Dan Simpson
4. High school was: the four worst years of my short life.
5. When I'm nervous: I stick my hands under my armpits...wait, that's SNL...I usually just can't sit still.
6. The last time I cried was: when Shannon died on Lost. (Yep...I have no life.)
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids would be: not my decision.
8. My hair: is thinning at an incredible rate.
9. My parents: are wonderful, loving people who don't know how to let go.
10. When I was 5: I proposed marriage to Carisa Simpson, who is now happily married to Matt Jones :)
11. Last christmas: I sat through the most awkward dinner we ever had.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: a poster of Bart Simpson.
13. I should be: going to sleep soon.
14. When I look down I see: a keyboard.
15. The craziest recent event was: throwing a scoop of regular coffee in with the decaf. Whoo!
16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: ugly naked guy.
17. By this time next year: I won't be stressing over hosting the area choral festival.
18. My favorite aunt is: all my aunts rule.
19. I have a hard time understanding: 7th and 8th grade girls.
20. One time at a family gathering: My grandma threw a fit and walked out of the...wait, this happens at EVERY family gathering.
21. You know I like you if: I don't punch you in the face whenever I see you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are: parents, the big JC.
23. Take my advice: aim low, you'll never be disappointed.
24. My ideal breakfast is: a bowl of cereal
25. If you visit my hometown: you'll either leave immediately or commit suicide
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: going to St. Louis on my birthday
27. If you spend the night at my house: there'd be nowhere for you to sleep.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: my wife turned out to be a dude.
29. The world could do without: idiots, fuck-tards, and cock-bites.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the ASS of a cockroach.
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: music at IMEA
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: my mom bought me lunch on Thursday
33. Once, at a bar: I drank a lot and watched hicks dance.
34. How many days until my birthday?: 6
2. Never in my life have I: been in love.
3. The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile: Dan Simpson
4. High school was: the four worst years of my short life.
5. When I'm nervous: I stick my hands under my armpits...wait, that's SNL...I usually just can't sit still.
6. The last time I cried was: when Shannon died on Lost. (Yep...I have no life.)
7. If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids would be: not my decision.
8. My hair: is thinning at an incredible rate.
9. My parents: are wonderful, loving people who don't know how to let go.
10. When I was 5: I proposed marriage to Carisa Simpson, who is now happily married to Matt Jones :)
11. Last christmas: I sat through the most awkward dinner we ever had.
12. When I turn my head left, I see: a poster of Bart Simpson.
13. I should be: going to sleep soon.
14. When I look down I see: a keyboard.
15. The craziest recent event was: throwing a scoop of regular coffee in with the decaf. Whoo!
16. If I were a character on Friends I'd be: ugly naked guy.
17. By this time next year: I won't be stressing over hosting the area choral festival.
18. My favorite aunt is: all my aunts rule.
19. I have a hard time understanding: 7th and 8th grade girls.
20. One time at a family gathering: My grandma threw a fit and walked out of the...wait, this happens at EVERY family gathering.
21. You know I like you if: I don't punch you in the face whenever I see you.
22. If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are: parents, the big JC.
23. Take my advice: aim low, you'll never be disappointed.
24. My ideal breakfast is: a bowl of cereal
25. If you visit my hometown: you'll either leave immediately or commit suicide
26. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon: going to St. Louis on my birthday
27. If you spend the night at my house: there'd be nowhere for you to sleep.
28. I'd stop my wedding if: my wife turned out to be a dude.
29. The world could do without: idiots, fuck-tards, and cock-bites.
30. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the ASS of a cockroach.
31. Most recent thing you've bought yourself: music at IMEA
32. Most recent thing someone else bought for you: my mom bought me lunch on Thursday
33. Once, at a bar: I drank a lot and watched hicks dance.
34. How many days until my birthday?: 6