This is different...
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? With no consequences?
Paris Hilton...or maybe Terrell Owens. Both of them are worthless human beings.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Anyone country...it's all good.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Dr. Forbes. Just once...would solve some of my current issues.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
I'm a fan of mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Meh, give me a BBQ on a toasted bun from the coffee shop & I'll be happy.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Maggie Grace
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Hmm...not many good choices in this category...who's that girl that won that country American Idol? She's pretty hot...as long as she didn't sing. I'll go with her.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
Buy Season 5 of Star Trek: the Next Generation.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Disney World...yeah, I know...boring.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
On a four-day park hopper pass. (It's like gold.)
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that?
Well, first I'd probably say, "What kind of angel ARE you?" then I'd ask for some tremendously expensive foreign beer that I can't pronounce.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Well, according to certain theories of quantum physics, even if I COULD travel to the past, I would be unable to change the past the way I would desire, so I'd probably just go watch the '85 Bears win the Super Bowl live. That'd rule.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Whatever you do, DON'T OPEN THE HATCH, LOCKE!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Hell, I'd rather just bring back Futurama.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Jesus Christ Bananas. I read it in a Stephen King book.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
That don't make a LICK of sense. But, I'd probably just roll over and go to sleep. If they kill me, I won't have to go to work tomorrow.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My orange hoodie...I couldn't live without it.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Either find a hooker or masturbate like crazy.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Pyro-kinesis...that way I could burn stuff that pissed me off.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My senior year of HS when our band won Superstate...the only time in HS that I was truly happy.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)?
How about age 9 - age 17?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Switzerland. Ah...neutrality and chocolate.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Don't care.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"?
Either Arthur or Mark. They probably wouldn't be all that phased either. They'd be like "cool, dude" and that'd be it...we'd find someway to make a movie out of it, though.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Keith Moon...or maybe John Entwhistle...or both, then The Who could go on tour again.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Grandpa Kent. I'd have loved to have gotten to know him.
27. What's your theme song?
"Foreplay (Long Time)" by Boston
Paris Hilton...or maybe Terrell Owens. Both of them are worthless human beings.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Anyone country...it's all good.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Dr. Forbes. Just once...would solve some of my current issues.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
I'm a fan of mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Meh, give me a BBQ on a toasted bun from the coffee shop & I'll be happy.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Maggie Grace
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Hmm...not many good choices in this category...who's that girl that won that country American Idol? She's pretty hot...as long as she didn't sing. I'll go with her.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count).
Buy Season 5 of Star Trek: the Next Generation.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Disney World...yeah, I know...boring.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
On a four-day park hopper pass. (It's like gold.)
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that?
Well, first I'd probably say, "What kind of angel ARE you?" then I'd ask for some tremendously expensive foreign beer that I can't pronounce.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Well, according to certain theories of quantum physics, even if I COULD travel to the past, I would be unable to change the past the way I would desire, so I'd probably just go watch the '85 Bears win the Super Bowl live. That'd rule.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Whatever you do, DON'T OPEN THE HATCH, LOCKE!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Hell, I'd rather just bring back Futurama.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Jesus Christ Bananas. I read it in a Stephen King book.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
That don't make a LICK of sense. But, I'd probably just roll over and go to sleep. If they kill me, I won't have to go to work tomorrow.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My orange hoodie...I couldn't live without it.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Either find a hooker or masturbate like crazy.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Pyro-kinesis...that way I could burn stuff that pissed me off.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
My senior year of HS when our band won Superstate...the only time in HS that I was truly happy.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)?
How about age 9 - age 17?
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Switzerland. Ah...neutrality and chocolate.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Don't care.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"?
Either Arthur or Mark. They probably wouldn't be all that phased either. They'd be like "cool, dude" and that'd be it...we'd find someway to make a movie out of it, though.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Keith Moon...or maybe John Entwhistle...or both, then The Who could go on tour again.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My Grandpa Kent. I'd have loved to have gotten to know him.
27. What's your theme song?
"Foreplay (Long Time)" by Boston