The Phoenix Legacy 6.4
Previously in the Phoenix household there were loads of teenagers and loads of hormones. Eventually they left for college, but Hugin - our heir - decided that college was not for him, so he moved into an apartment all on his own. He spoke to a couple of locals, but with very little success in finding potential mates.
I cannot believe I am doing this, but here goes nothing.
Oh. Oooooooh. Nice one! Matchmakers in Belladonna Cove are apparently made of much less fail than their Pleasantview counterparts. Good to know, good to know.
Heeeeeey! :D
Of course there was something wrong with her. Figures. >_<
Hugin was left all alone with his nutritious cup of something brown and goopy.
Hugin: "I have a strange feeling that someone is staring at me. I can't really place it."
Well, here is a hint for you! o_O
There is nothing like a grown man in his leopard print briefs doing his morning exercise regime to erase pictures like the previous one.
The unsuspecting Apartment Life Townie is back for a second round! :D
I must say, these animations are pretty darned adorable!
She happily agrees to become roomies with Hugin.
Michelle: "It's a bit girly in here isn't it? Pfft."
I get to use the big bedroom, finally - with vibrating beds! WHICH ARE VERY MANLY AND EVIL, you hear!
Hugin lured her with toaster pastries to go from room mates with benefits to actually living together. Is he not the perfect little charme--I mean, the evillest evil south of Evil. Yeah.
Michelle: "Oi. How about we lose the play-do hair now that I live here, and you can control me and all that jazz? Kay?"
Michelle: "Much better. Now gtfo of here."
Michelle: "Say Doctor, I have this itch..."
Hugin: "Well, it can be any number of reasons, do you want me to call some of the higher ups at work? It could be serious!"
Michelle: *sighhhhh*
Metaphorical hot dogs are metaphorical.
Michelle: "OH SHIT!"
Michelle: "Get it out, get it out, get it out!" *glug, glug, glug*
I do not recall putting all those wine bottles in the kitchen, and judging from Michelle's face I think I know who is responsible for their sudden appearance.
Second pop.
And hey presto, babies!
A boy who looks just like daddy, named Patrick.
Woman: "My, what a beautiful child."
Michelle: "I'll sell it to you if you want it."
This what when I realized that I had forgotten to get the proud new parents hitched, so Patrick is not actually a Phoenix, but a Tse. Oopsie.
It has been a really long time since I saw happy marriage memories. Go Fortune sims!
Is... is this actual parenting that I spy?
Michelle: "I wonder if I can eat it..?" *sniffs*
At least it is better than what Hugin does: absolutely nothing. At least he is earning some money by discovering unknown galaxies and shit, so I guess everything works out in the end?
To be on the safe side I get them a nanny as fast as I can.
Nanny: "Come play with me, child. I will take care of you." *emotionless stare*
Tell me I am not the only one who is compeletely creeped out!
I take Michelle to the art museum, where she spends the day angrily lounching on a bench.
WITCH! WITCH! WITCH! :D
The actual reason why Michelle spent the entire day in different community lots.
Meet Frances McCullough the Atrociously Evil Witch with an Incredibly Long Name.
You got the Atrociously Evil part, right? Just making sure.
Eeek, there are two of them!
Operation Atrocious Evilness: COMPLETE!
Michelle Phoenix the Atrociously Evil Witch!
I have had a witch for a few minutes, and I already love them more than any of the other supernatural beings! *evil cackle*
I will not tell you what I had to do to earn the title... Cough.
Hugin: "Where have you been the past couple of days? You look... different."
Michelle: "Nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Is that stupid child still here?"
Atrociously Evil WooHoo~
Look at all the sparklies!
Patrick grows up, in an atrociously ugly outfit.
My screenshotting skills are apparently sub par; here is the best shot of toddler!Patrick.
Uh oh, I think the Atrociously Evil twinkles have been messing with her head!
Oh, maybe it was just her maternal instincts kicking in, because she is pregnant again.
Here we go with the screenshots. He is quite adorable.
Crap. I spoke too soon, did I not?
He drives even the most Atrociously Evil of witches insane.
I am not sure what is worse for future children, oodles of alcohol, or the fiery fumes of a cauldron...
Holy shit, how does all this parenting keep happening?
Michelle Phoenix the Atrociously Evil Witch and Bathub Pirate Extraordinaire.
Second pop and child neglect.
Wow, Michelle, I get what they say about pregnant women - you are practiacally glowing.
Michelle: "Well ha, ha, ha."
Oh, let me guess! This is Atrociously Painful?
Here is Isadora Phoenix, who looks just like her bastard brother. We are off to a generation of clones. Yippie.