The Phoenix Legacy 4.4
Previously in the Phoenix household Nathaniel hooked up with his boytoy Troy for some steamy hot tub action, while his brother tried his best to keep the same temperature on his date with Sophie Miguel. Remus got fired from his job as Captain Hero, but celebrated by taking the family to the bowling alley. Generation three grew old and grey (apart from Remus who now dyes every hair on his body) and it was time for Skye to leave with the Hula Zombies. Then Sebastian finally grew up and all the kids were ready for college!
Welcome to another four years of madness and debauchery!
In the far back we have Moira, the resident whore Romance sim who wants to woohoo with everything in sight. To her right is Sebastian, Fortune sim and master of boring. Further ahead we have Logan, who is looking for a wife to plop out 3 kids he can send to college one day. Then we have Lyra, who is an aspiring Journalist. Finally we have Nathaniel, a pleasurable young man who wants to become a Celebrity Chef. He is also my first autonomously gay sim, which gives him a couple of extra awesome points in my book. :X
To start things off everyone inherits a wad of cash from their dead grandmother. Thank you, Skye! :3
Straight onto the point. Moira knows how to play this game!
One down, nineteen to go. Joy.
Here is another unsuspecting dormie...
Two of twenty, and it is only the first day of college! Way to go! :D
Moira: "Hi there, Professor! Want to come back to my room for some private lectures? ;)"
Number three.
For bonus points she also managed to force him to write her Term Paper. Man, I so wish this worked in real life!
Meanwhile, Logan enjoys the simple, childish things in life. (Okay, so this was just a really pretty picture, without any point.)
The faculty members of this college sure are easy... Number four.
Look, it is the gothy Draco wannabe from Moira's youth.
Five.
Another blast from the past, here is boytoy Troy.
I am not sure I like the look of absolute devastation on their faces. NO, YOU MAY NOT WATCH YOUR BROTHER GET IT ON WITH HIS BOYTOY. Sheesh.
Moira: "Why, hello there..."
Gah, he has not even finished his date with Nathaniel! Foot, Moira, foot! D:
Ughhh, number six. Slut!
Logan has a better sense of morals when it comes to dating.
D'aaw. So cute I might just vomit a little.
The contrast is almost painful...
Oh well, number seven.
Umm. Dear cafeteria worker, you are the only unrelated male inhabitant of this dorm that Moira has NOT slept with. What?
Nice.
Logan, who is ever the charmer, takes his girlfriend on a date to Midnight Flows.
OH. DEAR. GOD. It seems I finally fully understand the term "ear rape." DX
Luckily the place has more to offer than kareoke!
Oh my! Can it be...?
Logan: (please say yes please say yes please say yes)
Amber: "...Yes! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Eeee~"
Five seconds later:
Amber: "Holy Cow! I didn't know a date could be that much fun!! We just gotta do it again, babe!"
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Nathaniel is trying to get his revenge on his sister. I am not entirely sure I want to caption this conversation... Ô_o
Nathaniel: "Augh! It's no use, I can't do this! I DON'T LIKE YOU!"
In other news, Sebastian still sucks.
Nathaniel: "Pfft, my cousin sucks. I should've made him write this shit."
Eight.
Number Eight: "Okay, so... *wipes mouth* See you around."
Logan: "Wow, sis! Congrats on being a whore! ^_^ Did I tell you I got engaged the other night?"
Two guys at once, while thinking about a third? Oh, Moira! ♥
Nine.
Moira: "Why, hello there half-naked man on my bed. Have you been waiting for me all day while I was in class?"
Wow, we are halfway there! :D
Ah, crap. Note to self: Make sure the spares leave before heading on to the next one.
Ohh! Someone has a crush on her study buddy! :D
Too bad Moira has other plans...
Sinjin: "Wait, Lyra! Lyra!"
Lyra: "WHAT!?"
Sinjin: "I... I love you."
<333
Moira moved on even faster. Eleven.
Aww, the first stalker in my legacy! :D
Errr...... Right.
Coach: "I have a great new exercise regime I would like for you to try out!"
Moira: :D ++
Twelve.
Thirteen.
Fourteen.
Fifteen.
Sixteen.
Seventeen. Getting bored yet? XD
IT IS OVER!!!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Eighteen (to be).
Did you think you would escape the Phoenixes that easily, Sinjin?
Dashing robes you got there, Lyra.
Nineteen!
Aww, Nathaniel, if it was not for the fact that you are a Pleasure sim I am pretty sure I would had made you heir.
You did pretty well, Logan, but you are a bit too plain and undramatic for the Phoenix house (take this as a compliment!)
Eh.
Last one, last one, last one!! :D
YAY! :D Twenty, baby!
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! I sure hope I know what I am doing with a raging Romance sim, yet again...