FIC WANTED
Ok, so I know that I don't really have a big flist compared to, well, a lot of other people. And that a lot of people have friended me back... but don't actually read my (few and far between) entires. Or they friended me for reasons other than fic. That's all cool! I'm totally going to use an lj-cut, don't worry.
So, it all started with me talking to my friend about this fic I found, which I referred to as a "golden egg", being incredibly rare and all.
Me: [Friend Name]! I found a golden egg!
Or you know, something very very rare
Friend: OHHH DOES IT HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE IN IT
Me: No chocolate, just buttsex
Friend: LOL. YAY BUTTSEX. thats the best. wait.only if its between awesome people
Me: Something that's been annoying me lately in slash fic is the buttsex. Specifically, the first time sex between two people, one of which has had plenty of experience, and one that has had little to no experience.
Friend: oh oh
Me: For some reason, almost every single fic I've found with that premise, has the one with a lot of experience going "ok bb, I'll rock your world" and proceed to sex them up
Friend: totally over-used. man
Me: The fic I've found? The more experienced person goes "Hey, don't worry, you can fuck me. It's all great"
Friend: WOO. a golden egg indeed
Me: It does exist!
Me: The other rare thing that I really like in slash fic is when there isn't a designated bottom/top. That they switch off and are both happy and in love and making each other happy. I WANTS IT.
...
Me: Because, what is easy, is casting people into "traditional gender roles" no matter what their actual gender
...
Me: And, and and
Friend: oh oh bb
Me: So, I've heard from, you know, actual research that not every gay male couple enjoys/has large amounts of buttsex. So, you know, a fic or two where they never have penetrative sex? Would be awesome.
Friend: yay. wait. so how do they have sex #stupidanduninformed
Me: Handjobs, blowjobs, frottage, it all counts as sex, bb
...
Me: Or the thigh sex thing is when two male people are on their sides, spooning back to front. The person behind the other slides their cock between the other person's thighs, which grips them semi-tightly, often times nudging up against their partner's cock and balls. can look like penetrative sex from the outside, but no penetration actually occurs
Friend: oh. thats awesome!?
Me: Some people think so. I have no penis. I have never tried
So. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write/find me more stories with these guidelines! At this point, I don't think I even care what fandom it is, because I need more stories like this in my life.
Guidelines:
- If the fic has two people of unequal experience (one with a lot of experience, one with little to no experience) the one with the most experience at least offers to be penetrated.
or
- There is no clear cut "top" or "bottom" in the relationship. They just do what seems right at the time and both are penetrated during the course of the fic, preferably pretty much equally.
or
- There is no penetrative sex at all. Maybe they both hate to be penetrated, so rather than make the other do something their not really comfortable with, they stick with other kinds of sex. Maybe their both not sure of that whole anal thing, or whatever you want. Just so long as they are both happy with the sex they are having, and neither really feels the need for more.
Fic time now, please?
So, it all started with me talking to my friend about this fic I found, which I referred to as a "golden egg", being incredibly rare and all.
Me: [Friend Name]! I found a golden egg!
Or you know, something very very rare
Friend: OHHH DOES IT HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE IN IT
Me: No chocolate, just buttsex
Friend: LOL. YAY BUTTSEX. thats the best. wait.only if its between awesome people
Me: Something that's been annoying me lately in slash fic is the buttsex. Specifically, the first time sex between two people, one of which has had plenty of experience, and one that has had little to no experience.
Friend: oh oh
Me: For some reason, almost every single fic I've found with that premise, has the one with a lot of experience going "ok bb, I'll rock your world" and proceed to sex them up
Friend: totally over-used. man
Me: The fic I've found? The more experienced person goes "Hey, don't worry, you can fuck me. It's all great"
Friend: WOO. a golden egg indeed
Me: It does exist!
Me: The other rare thing that I really like in slash fic is when there isn't a designated bottom/top. That they switch off and are both happy and in love and making each other happy. I WANTS IT.
...
Me: Because, what is easy, is casting people into "traditional gender roles" no matter what their actual gender
...
Me: And, and and
Friend: oh oh bb
Me: So, I've heard from, you know, actual research that not every gay male couple enjoys/has large amounts of buttsex. So, you know, a fic or two where they never have penetrative sex? Would be awesome.
Friend: yay. wait. so how do they have sex #stupidanduninformed
Me: Handjobs, blowjobs, frottage, it all counts as sex, bb
...
Me: Or the thigh sex thing is when two male people are on their sides, spooning back to front. The person behind the other slides their cock between the other person's thighs, which grips them semi-tightly, often times nudging up against their partner's cock and balls. can look like penetrative sex from the outside, but no penetration actually occurs
Friend: oh. thats awesome!?
Me: Some people think so. I have no penis. I have never tried
So. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to write/find me more stories with these guidelines! At this point, I don't think I even care what fandom it is, because I need more stories like this in my life.
Guidelines:
- If the fic has two people of unequal experience (one with a lot of experience, one with little to no experience) the one with the most experience at least offers to be penetrated.
or
- There is no clear cut "top" or "bottom" in the relationship. They just do what seems right at the time and both are penetrated during the course of the fic, preferably pretty much equally.
or
- There is no penetrative sex at all. Maybe they both hate to be penetrated, so rather than make the other do something their not really comfortable with, they stick with other kinds of sex. Maybe their both not sure of that whole anal thing, or whatever you want. Just so long as they are both happy with the sex they are having, and neither really feels the need for more.
Fic time now, please?