Billy vs. Jessica
Billy mstrdraco and I are competing to see who is stuck in the bigger hick town over Christmas break. I think I am winning.
Things I've seen in Titusville since I've been here:
*A lawn business called "Get-R-Mowed"
*A landscaping (I think) service called "The Sod Father"--- this guy drives around a PT cruiser with those magnetic bullet holes slapped all over the place.
* A man on the side of the road selling gator tail.... oh but it gets better... he has not one but TWO gator skulls displayed on his table for um ... presentation I assume.
* A lady going down US 1 on a hover round with a rebel flag waving off the back.
*A wooden sign in someone's yard that had "Happy Birthday Joe the Plumber! 48!" spray painted on it.
*Someone got shot at the Christmas parade
*A toilet (with no seat of course... we all know the seat is the only part worth keeping these days) just sitting in someone's front yard.
*A funeral home named "Newcomers Funeral Home"
Oh the giggles never end... you just can't make this shit up..
Things I've seen in Titusville since I've been here:
*A lawn business called "Get-R-Mowed"
*A landscaping (I think) service called "The Sod Father"--- this guy drives around a PT cruiser with those magnetic bullet holes slapped all over the place.
* A man on the side of the road selling gator tail.... oh but it gets better... he has not one but TWO gator skulls displayed on his table for um ... presentation I assume.
* A lady going down US 1 on a hover round with a rebel flag waving off the back.
*A wooden sign in someone's yard that had "Happy Birthday Joe the Plumber! 48!" spray painted on it.
*Someone got shot at the Christmas parade
*A toilet (with no seat of course... we all know the seat is the only part worth keeping these days) just sitting in someone's front yard.
*A funeral home named "Newcomers Funeral Home"
Oh the giggles never end... you just can't make this shit up..