Mine kicks reggie's ass!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I bought porn for
foreverlonesome (-10 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In November I set
reject737's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to
ud2008 in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-552 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
SimplyMusic